HOW ABOUT NO?

This is even worse than Soriel, THEY DON'T EVEN MEET IN THE GAME!!
And how about we don't ruin one of the funniest characters in the game by turning him from a TV star to a perverted toaster oven?! AND HOW ABOUT WE DON'T GIVE THEM A CHILD BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH DUDES AND THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD.
I think the Mettaton Fab Levels are too high for anybody to handle, except for a certain crackship of mine. And wouldn't you be a little pissed off if some TV star tried to kill your self-proclaimed best friend? Me too!

Plus it gets in the middle of my OTPs with Papyrus so OUT THE WINDOW OF SHAME IT GOES
(crash)
Shit that was my bedroom window...
DAMMIT WRONG WINDOW

—INFINITY/20