Fangirl: GURL LEMME LOVE YOU!

Sans: *runs*

Fangirl: AND I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL YOU LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF!!

Sans: But i'm not even a girl!

Fangirl: I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND MAKE IT OFFICIAL!!

Sans: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!! ;-;