Enjoy my lovely fucked up children 😌

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"Y'know, I heard Aria bought shoes from a drug dealer the other day, and I dunno what he laced them with but she was trippin all day"

Amber spoke, making the others raise their heads. They appeared unamused, all but Aijin, the latter wheezing in his bed of pillows sprawled out on the floor. Her other sibling, glared from behind her tablet, trembling with annoyance. Amber had been doing nothing but spitting out her stupid puns all week, and she has had enough.

"I WEAR VELCRO MA'FUCKER-,, I DUNNO HOW TO TIE MAH SHOES" Aria screamed out of rage, forcing their younger brother, to go ape shit with screaming laughter.

Lotus simply shook her head in disapproval, secretly grinning behind her book, being proud of her little ones.

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Aijin walked into the bedroom, innocently humming.

"What the fuck do you want now you lil shi-" Aria's glare got interrupted by Aijin placing a cooking pot next to her in bed. Making her raise a brow questionably, unamused with her two siblings bullshit. Seeing their eldest peaking out of the door frame with a video camera.

"Y-you've heard of elf on a shelf sissy right..?" The little one smiled, it was clear Amber had bribed him to do her dirty work. Most likely with stealing away his ginormous stupid-looking derp bear.

"..."

"...."

"........"

The silence became awkward, the air so thick you could cut through it with a knife. "Well, be prepared for... thot in a pot!" He added such confidence in that line, that Aria couldn't help but...

Have the need to strangle him right then and there.

"Eheheh... sissy?" The little one squeaked, anxiety filling his bones. Feeling shivers going down his spine as Aria just stared, slowly, putting down her phone. "Get ready for bitch in a ditch cuz THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIND YOUR BODY AIJIN"

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Lotus knocked on Amber's door, not receiving an answer she decided to peek her head to check if she was even in there. "Hey, ber-bers? I was go-.. why the hell are you crying?" Lotus walked in, shutting the door before making her way over, sitting on the side of the bed. She was concerned seeing her daughter sobbing, something that rarely occurred since infancy.

"Sh-she said.. *hic* she didn't wanna get *hic* married... and b-broke up with meee.."  The young girl sobbed tears and snot ran down her face as she clung onto her mother's waist, resting her head on Lotus's lap. Causing the latter to sigh, taking her blanket to wipe her face "Honey, mommy's dress was 50 bucks don't fuck it up" She said ever so sweetly, "also... what the fuck are we still doing here? C'mon, yer dad's gonna wake up sober any minute now and if we leave before then, he won't complain about watchin yer siblings." She smiled, helping her up out of the cocoon of blankets.

"Where are we going..?" Amber questioned watching as her mother started to leave, only to look back at her.

"Um, duh? We're gonna go slash that bitch's tires then get overly priced Starbucks with ur dad's card" Lotus grinned, amusing Amber with her cockiness as she soon followed.

She had to admit, watching her ex of a single week cry on the middle of the pavement while sipping Frappuccinos and eating shitty cake pops, was the highlight of her day.