You were running down the path in Hotland reapeting yourself,'shit,why me?!' you thought as you reached Sans station.

Like always he was sleeping on the 'job'.You approached him and shook him with force.
"Sans!Wake the fuck up!"he then opened his eyes and for a second you his blue but then back to normal when he saw you.
"Y/n?What's up?You look like you ran a marathon."
You didn't have time for shits and giggles so you bitch slap him and...
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY FRIENDS THONG ON MY COUCH WHEN I HAD GUESTS?!"
*flashback*
Your parents are visiting you in a few minutes and you are preparing diner.

Sans was in your room doing whatever the fuck....sans...no.
You soon realized what he was trying to do so you quickly ran upstairs and opened the door only to find sans with your purple laced bra in his eyesockets.
"Sans what the fuck are you doing?!And why do you have my bra?!"by now you blushing 50 shades of red.(get the reference?put in the comments were it comes from)
Oh,Y/n,didn't see you there...so,double D huh?"he said with a shit eating grin of his face.
"Sans,get the fuck out or so help me I will shove your funny bone up your ass!"you yell.
"Brb"and with that he rolled out the bed and teleported with something in his hands,you were going to ask what it was but decided to ignore it.
That's when you heard a knock it the door.You calmed yourself down and approached the door,the second you open it you see Papyrus crushing you in a bear hug.
"HUMAN!I'VE COME HERE TO SAY AND THAT THERE ARE OTHER HUMANS HERE TO MEET YOU AS WELL."Papyrus realizes that you could not breath and let you go with a a bit of orange dusting his cheeks.
"Who are they?"you asked as Papyrus out of the way just for you to see your mom,dad,and your big and little brother.
"How's my little princess doing?""Hello sweetheart~"your mom and dad hugged you.Your brothers approached,your little brother asked-"Hey,when are you gonna start playing Black Ops with me?""And is there any guys that I should know about?"my big brother asked suspiciously and I shook my head with a smile.
"Hey Papyrus could you me favor and see if diner is ready?" "ANY FOR YOU HUMAN!AND I WILL ALSO MAKE SOME OF MY SPECIAL SPAGHETTI FOR THE OTHER HUMANS!"
"Um...sweetheart why is yelling?"my mom asked and I explained her why,the instinct from her kicked in and she was now from now on treat him like her own son.
"Um,Y/n....?"my dad was on the couch looking at something with a concerned face.He lifted up something from under the pillow and my eyes widen.

It was a thong.And I don't have such tastes.

I'm fucked...shit.
*End of Flashback*
"Oh,yeah that was me."

*Warning:this end is mind blowing read at your own risk

You slapped the shit out of sans and you grabbed a gun out of nowhere and shot him with buttercups.I kicked him in the balls and send him flying up to the sun."YOU aint getting my buns hun!Go suck some nutz!!!"You said as you went on a date with Papyrus and Sans,you three fucked and had skeleton babies everywhere.

THE END
I warned you didn't i?
by:NanedTamar