Pika: alyssajohn02 likes her requests being wrote! @Maiko-The-Under-Fox also requested this too!

Sans: Pika here is running out of ideas for writing the request part.

Pika: *nods* yeah I am.

Sans: So send in tons of ideas!

Pika: *glares at Sans* that's mean Sansy.

Sans: *smirks* payback for touching my ketchup.

Pika: I needed some for my fries!

Sans: my ketchup though.

Pika: *sighs* Ima start the story and save chu guys the trouble of listening to us argue. Enjoy! *turns to Sans* I couldn't help that chu took the one bottle I had for myself!

Sans: *shrugs* I was too lazy to walk to mine.

(WARNING: lots of cussing (it's Underfell, what did chu expect?))
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"Little bastard!" You yelled at him.

"Damn Bitch!" Sans yelled back. Your ears twitched angrily from atop of your head.

"Really? I literally am a bitch you little dumb fuck!" You retorted. (Anyone who doesn't know, bitch is the word for a female canine.)

"Little dumb fuck? I am NOT little!" He told you and you smirked and crossed your arms.

"Yes you are Sans! You're shorter than almost every damn monster in the underground!" You said and he growled before knocking you down to the ground. You yelped when the cold snow hit your back, not expecting him to push you. He smirked before getting on top of you.

He leaned down towards your ear and licks the shell of it, making you shiver slightly. "I'm not little where it counts." He whispered and you rolled your eyes before switching the position so he was in the snow.

You leaned to about an inch to his teeth and smirked at him. "I think I need a little reminder Sansy." You told him before kissing him roughly.

He kissed back just as roughly before pulling away and growling lowly. Suddenly, you were in his bedroom and he was using his magic to pin you to the wall. "Oh I'll remind you babe. Though, afterwards you won't leave walking straight, or at all if I can fucking help it." He said and you nodded, slightly hoping that would happen. Sans then formed a red tongue with his magic and started kissing you again.

You knew you weren't leaving anytime soon, your boyfriend wouldn't allow you.

_time skip_

"SANS YOU NO GOOD LAZY ASS! GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BEDROOM BEFORE I COME IN THERE!" Papyrus' voice rang out and you groaned. Pulling on one of Sans' shirt over you to cover your body, you went to the door and opened it. You body hurt from Sans last night and you personally wanted to go back to bed. Papyrus stood there with his usual scowl.

"Papyrus, shut the hell up. Sans left for his post half a fucking hour ago." You told him before shutting and locking the door and going back to bed, limping slightly. Sans laid on the bed and smirked at your limping form.

"Told you." He commented and you threw a glare at the skelly.

"Shut up and fucking go and make sure you don't get in trouble with your brother again. I am not losing my boyfriend cause you decided to be a dumb ass and pissed off your brother enough for him to kill you." You commanded and he chuckled before getting up and kissing you.

He pulled away and smirked slightly. "Okay babe but don't go anywhere. If you do there will be punishment." He promised and you grinned.

"Hmm, knowing you're a kinky ass bastard, will there be whips this time or ropes?" You asked seductively and he growled before slamming you against the wall.

"Keep it up bitch and I'll have to take you again right here." He told you before grinning. "See you in a few minutes." He said before teleporting to his post. You rolled your eyes before going down to the skelebros' kitchen to get some food.

_End Of Oneshot_

Pika: *looks at one shot before holding up hands* I REGRET NOTHING!

Sans: *laughs* Wow P., impressive.

Pika: it's Underfell, what did chu expect? I wrote it for the comic release than anything else. Chow for now my lovely Pika Pals! Stay Shocking! Pika!