Thirteenth: Another few story ideas: FGOD error flees during a drowning session, accidentally opening a portal to the void, Ink dropping with. They fall into either VacationVerse or OceanVerse, so Error is either mildly uncomfortable or completely terrified and Ink is confused and still trying to kill Error. The resident Error and Ink drop in and quickly tie up FGOD Ink, since FGOD Ink is trying to kill an innocent being in the eyes of Error and Ink. FGOD Ink is raving about FGOD Error, who is probably having a panic attack. Error comforts the smol destroyer, ????, Profit

Error was just sitting on the ocean's edge in an AU when it happened. Ink found him, obviously, and thus began the seventh or eighth drowning session. Error tried to fight, but knew he couldn't really die, so it just triggered the most painful and traumatizing phobia Error has. No biggie.

Something strange happened that changed this session.

A portal drug the two skeletons below the water, and before they knew it, they were coughing on a beach, choking and hacking on the sea water. Error's eyes were completely blotted out. He knew Ink was near because crackles of energy pulsed between them, the bones affected burning with pain Error was familiar with.

"WOW!" Error freezes, hearing Ink's voice, but knowing this isn't Ink. A glitchy whistle rings out right next to Error, causing the panicked skeleton to jump away and right against his Ink, which causes the sparks to becoming white hot coals, Error panickly teleporting several feet past Ink and landing on his slightly cracking and burnt side, whimpers quickly leaving his mouth.

"I have to end the Destroyer!" Error flinches, able to discern his Ink from the other, but looks around in confusion as no pain comes.

"HeY bUd. YoU oKaY?"

"Y-y34h...ju5t...c4n't 533..." The alternate hums softly, and before Error knows it, there are two glitchy arms enveloping him.

"W-wh3r3...i5...uh..."

"YoUr CoMpAnIoN? bEiNg TiEd Up By MiNe."

"Why do you think it's okay to attack anyone, hmmm?"

"He's the Destroyer! He'll destroy everything because he enjoys it! You gotta believe me! He's dangerous!!!" Error flinches as a thunk sounds out, his Ink shutting up with a loud yelp.

"Shut up, weird me. Nobody should be assumed to be anything without the full story. Do you even know anything about your counterpart?"

"Duh! He hates the AUs-"

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"And why is that?! Because you're a dirty destroyer!"

"D0 y0u think I 3nj0y ki11ing th3 4U5?"

"Of course! Why else would you rob the AUs of peace and happiness and life?!" Error turns his gaze down-or at least where he thinks down is-feeling shameful tears well up. He feels his alternate pull him into a hug.

"InK. yOu KnOw WhAt To Do To OuR nEw PaL." Error tilts his head against his alternate as sounds come to Error, sounds he's never heard before. Sounds of Ink struggling against another, a stronger person. Sounds of Ink being drug around like a child.

Error flinches yet again when his alternate picks him up, carrying him like a child.

"YoU'rE sOaKiNg WeT bUd. BeTtEr GeT yOu InTo DrY cLoThEs. ThAnKfUlLy YoU aNd I sEeM tO sHaRe ThE sAmE bUiLd So YoU cAn BoRrOw My ClOtHeS." Error finally feels the chill of the water, trembling. Eventually the area warms up, the soft voice of the other Error's Ink fills the room. He seems to be singing.

"Somebody's gonna die tonight!~ Somebody's gonna die!~" Error shivers. He'll never be used to Ink being good and saying stuff like that.

"HeY! dOn'T tOrTuRe IdIoTs In ThE hOuSe! 'SpEcIaLlY sInCe I tHiNk YoU wEiRd OuR gUeSt OuT!"

"Fine! Fine! I'll get the info out of him later!" Meanwhile, Error has been carried into somewhere warmer and set on something unusually soft. Error pats it softly, laying back.

"WhAt WoUlD yOu LiKe Me To GiVe YoU tO wEaR?"

"Hmmm...I d0n't c4r3. 50m3thing 1ik3 min3?"

"CoOl." Eventually, Error feels a tap on his knees.

"Hmm?"

"Do YoU nEeD hElP cHaNgInG? dO yOu WaNt HeLp?"

"I..." Error trembles, sighing.

"Y35. I n33d h31p..." Error is gently sat up, his counterpart gentle in his motions as he undresses the small shivering skeleton (Alliteration lol). Error sighs softly once his clothing is completely removed and changed into dry warm clothing.

"Th4nk5."

"Of CoUrSe PaL." The silence is deafening.

"So...WhEn WiLl YoU hAvE yOuR sIgHt BaCk?"

"I dunn0...I'v3 n3v3r 105t it thi5 b4d b3f0r3..."

"WhAt HaPpEnEd BeFoRe We FoUnD yOu?" Error sighed, and told his counterpart the story of his life, the one you dear readers are probably very familiar with (considering you are reading a FGOD Oneshot Book. Just saying).

By the end of it, Error slowly regained his sight to find his other self looking very calm. His other self has no scars, no tear tracks, and the only way he knows it's him is the black bones, but otherwise this other Error looks nothing like Error.

"HeY, iT's NoT cReAtIvE, bUt CcInO cAlLs Me DaRk RoAsT. InK iS CrEaMeR." Error slowly nods.

"0k4y..." 'Dark Roast' as he's called smiles at Error, humming.

"GlAd To SeE yOu CaN sEe AgAiN." Error nods.

"Wh4t wi11 h4pp3n t0 my Ink...4nd th3 0th3r5?"

"Eh. CrEaMeR wIlL pRoBaBlY tRy To GeT tHeRe AnD rUiN sOmE iDiOtS. He HaTeS wHeN pEoPlE wRoNgLy AtTaCk InNoCeNt PeOpLe."

(Yes it's short, but I have school tomorrow and I'm gonna head to bed soon and I wanted to post something so here. Something almost 900 words. Sorry it's short.