(It's my birthday, let me have this even though it has nothing to do with Undertale)

Requested by: IcicleCrystals

Turtle: Oh... my... y e s .

Food: ...

Turtle: THIS IS BETTER THAN THE FLOOR! I LOVE Food almost as much as I love you readers!

Food: EXCUSE ME!

Turtle: ... *blinks*

Food: I AM NOW SECOND BEST TO THEM!? *dramatically points to you guys*

Turtle: W-well--

Food: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU CARED ABOUT! *sobs*

Turtle: Food, wai--!!

Food: *scoffs, still crying* I AM DONE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP! *runs away*

Turtle: ... *falls to knees dramatically*

Turtle's Rating:

My one true love just left me... but I still ship it. 1707/20 HP

Food's Rating:

THEY'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME! THEY SAID THEY WOULD ONLY EVER LOVE ME THE MOST! UGH- 0/20HP