Requested by: 6666Super6969

Frisk: Hiya, fellow human that is of my species! Um, wait, how does this work... they can't respond to us.... I'm confused.... HELP!

Toriel: *pats her child's head* I don't know what to say to this, I haven't been shipped with a human before... hmmm...

Sans: *looks at Super questioningly* how old are you? i swear, if i'm a pedophile again, i'm gonna-

Papyrus: WOWIE, A HUMAN WANTS TO BE SHIPPED WITH ME? NYEH HEH HEH, IT IS MY HONOR HUMAN, AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS, TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE! IT WILL BE MY SECOND DATE, SO I AM VERY WELL EXPERIENCED!

Sans: wait! paps! hold up! no going on dates unless i approve of them!

Frisk: *remembers going on a date with Papyrus* Wait, hold up. Sans? You approved of me going out with your brother? Did you ship your brother and me?

Sans: *freezes and blinks*... we'll talk about this later, kid.

Papyrus: I MUST GO CHANGE INTO MY "COOL DUDE" CLOTHS, NYEH HEH HEH! *runs off*

Sans: bro, wait! *stumbles*...(well, aren't i graceful?)...*chases after him*

Undyne: BUT I'M WITH MY DINO! NO! NGAH!*chucks spear at a random wall*

Alphys: *looks at camera sweating*

Mettaton: OH YES?...???? *confused jazz hands*

Asgore: I fear you may be too young for me, Hohoho, I am a very old monster.

Toriel: Now that Asgore has brought up that point, I do have to agree, you are probably too young for both of us.

Asgore: !!!! T-toriel? You agreed with m--

Toriel: *glares at him*

Asgore: *shuts up*

Chara: *sitting in the corner, rethinking their life choices*

Flowey: P O W E R

Frisk: FLOWEY, NO!

Frisk's Rating:

How would this even work? I'm so confused... 1/20HP

Chara's Rating:

......... .-. 0/20HP

Flowey's Rating:

P O W E R. 10/20HP

Toriel's Rating:

Child, I fear I am too old for you, or any human. 0/20HP

Sans' Rating:

are you trying to make me a pedophile again? i'm not trusting nothin'. 0/20HP

Papyrus' Rating:

I SHALL BE THE BEST DATE YOU'LL EVER HAVE, NYEH HEH HEH! 10/20HP

Undyne's Rating:

*angry fish noises* -20/20HP

Alphys' Rating:

*still staring at the camera*0/20HP

Mettaton's Rating:

*confused robot noises* 1/20HP

Asgore's Rating:

As I said earlier, I am far too old old for you. 0/20HP