Turtle Side-Note: When Sans mentions his voice "not sounding like that", it's just because of how I hear Sans in my head. Maybe how you hear Sans makes him sound exactly like the video. :)

Also... I had to listen to these as well... it was... something I never thought I would experience.

Frisk: *grabs Sans' arm, dragging him into the computer room*

Sans: kid, i don' know what's goin' o--

Frisk: Dad. I'd love to tell you ahead of time, but then I don't think you would comply as well. *starts typing something into the computer*

Sans: how does any of this have to do with ship---

Frisk: *hands him headphones* You're going to want these.

Sans: *blinks* ...

Frisk: *finishes whatever they were typing* Have fun, mio padre, but I'm going now. *sticks out their tongue, before leaving the room*

Sans: ...uh.... okay. *shrugs* *turns the computer screen towards him*

*Two Sans x Listener links are on the screen

Sans: ... this is new... *sits down in the chair, putting the headphones on* welp, here we go.

(The video is right below this... I'm pretty sure that's obvious... this wasn't necessary to point out, was it?... OH WELL.)

https://youtu.be/F5Ra03TiVoY

Sans: *barely gets a second into it* i don't sound like that.

Sans: [0:07] wait, already? how do i know if i know this person? back story? no? okay...

Sans: [0:27] *mocks the voice* buuUuuuUuuut- *trying not to laugh too much, not taking anything at the moment serious because he's too distracted by the voice over*

Sans: [2:37] who said i wanted to be successful or smart? i'm happy being a lazybones. *winks*

Papyrus: SANS, OM MY GOD, I HEARD THAT!

Sans: see, i get that kinda reaction more often if i'm around more. it'd be harder to rattle his bones if i was runnin' around all the time.

Papyrus: SANS, FOR THE LOVE OF ASGORE-- *groans, his voice getting quieter as he stomps away from the door*

Sans: [3:42] *facepalms at how oblivious this Sans is* 

Sans: [3:46] okay, sayin' this now, it's not cool to call someone fragile.

Sans: [3:55] woah! okay, look, you don't ask someone out... then call them kid. i feel bad for whoever "i'm" supposed to be talkin' to right now, 'cause apparently i'm a completely ignorant to everything going on.

Sans: [4:08] *facepalming so hard* why. do. you. think?

Sans: [4:25] *just glares at the screen* yes, 'cause you get people to tell you what's wrong by yellin' at them.

Sans: [4:41] apparently, now i have the balls to go publicly beat someone up... this is news to me, 'cause last time i checked that's how you get shot.

Sans: [5:30] *glares again from the over-exclaiming*

Sans: [5:49] i just realized i sound like "oh" from home...

Sans: [6:30] *bursts into laughter* "punchies"?

Sans: [8:08] i'm apparently a blubberin' baby now. *random pink mustache appears*

Sans: [8:32] *jumps startled* ah! that was right in my ear.

Sans: [8:42] *snorts* there's a 99.9% chance that i'm shorter than them and it's crackin' me up.

*The video ends

Sans: okay... that was... not as bad as i was expecting. but... for the love of god, for the situation, i was being portrayed as completely ignorant. don't people make these 'cause they "like me", not to make me seem like someone you wanna punch?

Sans: *sees one more link* welp, looks like we're onto round two.

https://youtu.be/wkVPm5V20Dg

Sans: *sees "NSFW" written on the bottom* *blinks* ... nice, i getta listen to, most likely, audio-porn of myself... that's not awkward.

Sans: [0:38] if ya think 'bout what the people who are voice actin' this look like while doin' this, it's actually pretty humerus.

Papyrus: BROTHER, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT MY PUN-SENSE JUST WENT OFF!

Sans: [0:43] no. nope. nope. sayin' kid is off the table, pal. don't bone children, don't touch children, just don't children.

Sans: [1:48] *just staring blankly* ...

Sans: [2:08] *trying to figure out why humans find this pleasing, as that's not how monsters work*

Sans: [4:07] *has his hands folded neatly and appears to be done with the world* if he calls them "kid" one more time...

Sans: *video ends* ... i'm just gonna throw out there that i don' know exactly what you humans do, but that was faster than monsters. *mimics the sound of a clicking tongue* i don't have anythin' else to say... that was just... uncomfortable.

Sans: now, if you don't mind me, imma just sit here and watch cute cats playing with strings until i fall into the weird part of youtube where i can watch a spider and wasp duke it out until one dies.

Sans' Rating:

... no? what am i supposed to say? ... i didn' actually meet anybody... ???/20HP

Listener's Rating:

*cricket chirp sound*