(I haven't done a reaction in a while, but the next one seems a bit tricky for me, so I'm just gonna put some randomness here)

B.P.: ...Ugh, really, I'm involved in this? Isn't this gonna be just FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.

Bratty and Catty: *walks in*

B.P.:....Oh my-*face flushes* Why me? (I thought God had already sent his worst at me.)

Bratty and Catty: *see B.P.* *giggle in unison* Hey, BurgerPantsss~

B.P.: What the h*ll do you two want? *Lights cigarette, trying to play it cool*

Bratty and Catty: Oh, nothing~ *more giggles*

B.P.: *rolls eyes* Then how 'bout you two just go. (For the love of God, please.)

Bratty: Well, you see Catty-

Catty: Also, you see Bratty-

Bratty: We wanted to like-

Catty: Totally invite you to our party.

Bratty: So like-

Catty and Bratty: Wanna come?

B.P.: What I- I- Um... this is some sorta trick to embarrass me, right?

Bratty: Um, like-

Catty: Like, no.

Bratty: Just come, it'll be super dooper-

Catty: Like, fun!

B.P.: I don't really want to-

Catty and Bratty: Pleassssssssssse!

Bratty: It will make us like-

Catty: Really happy!

B.P.: *flicks cigarette out of his mouth* 'K, fine, I'll come.

Catty and Bratty: *squeals* *grabs his arms* *dashes out with him*

- 15 minutes later -

Bratty and Catty: *run into building ahead of B.P.*

B.P.: *sighs annoyed* Wonder what kind of h*ll they'll put me through now? *walks in*

Bratty and Catty and a few random monster: *yell* SURPRISE!!!!!

B.P.: *wide-eyed* Wh-what? Is this a prank?

Bratty: Huh, like, no! We are serious!

Catty: Really serious!

B.P.: Why would you-

Bratty: Well, like, you see-

Catty: We were like thinking-

Bratty: Of how much of a bunch of jerks we've all been to you-

Catty: And we like, decided to-

Bratty and Catty: Throw you a surprise party!

Bratty: Because like....

Catty: We are like...

Bratty and Catty: Really sorry.

B.P.: *speechless*

Catty: Will you please-

Bratty: Forgive us?

Catty: So maybe we can be like-

Bratty: Friends?

B.P.: Well, I be darned...

Catty:...Well?

B.P.: You....You really mean it?

Bratty: Like, of course we do!

Catty: We really want to make it up!

B.P.: Maybe life isn't so bad after all---

Annoying Dog: *absorbs everything*

B.P.: ....Well, f*ck me.