More and More Randomness
(I haven't done a reaction in a while, but the next one seems a bit tricky for me, so I'm just gonna put some randomness here)
B.P.: ...Ugh, really, I'm involved in this? Isn't this gonna be just FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.
Bratty and Catty: *walks in*
B.P.:....Oh my-*face flushes* Why me? (I thought God had already sent his worst at me.)
Bratty and Catty: *see B.P.* *giggle in unison* Hey, BurgerPantsss~
B.P.: What the h*ll do you two want? *Lights cigarette, trying to play it cool*
Bratty and Catty: Oh, nothing~ *more giggles*
B.P.: *rolls eyes* Then how 'bout you two just go. (For the love of God, please.)
Bratty: Well, you see Catty-
Catty: Also, you see Bratty-
Bratty: We wanted to like-
Catty: Totally invite you to our party.
Bratty: So like-
Catty and Bratty: Wanna come?
B.P.: What I- I- Um... this is some sorta trick to embarrass me, right?
Bratty: Um, like-
Catty: Like, no.
Bratty: Just come, it'll be super dooper-
Catty: Like, fun!
B.P.: I don't really want to-
Catty and Bratty: Pleassssssssssse!
Bratty: It will make us like-
Catty: Really happy!
B.P.: *flicks cigarette out of his mouth* 'K, fine, I'll come.
Catty and Bratty: *squeals* *grabs his arms* *dashes out with him*
- 15 minutes later -
Bratty and Catty: *run into building ahead of B.P.*
B.P.: *sighs annoyed* Wonder what kind of h*ll they'll put me through now? *walks in*
Bratty and Catty and a few random monster: *yell* SURPRISE!!!!!
B.P.: *wide-eyed* Wh-what? Is this a prank?
Bratty: Huh, like, no! We are serious!
Catty: Really serious!
B.P.: Why would you-
Bratty: Well, like, you see-
Catty: We were like thinking-
Bratty: Of how much of a bunch of jerks we've all been to you-
Catty: And we like, decided to-
Bratty and Catty: Throw you a surprise party!
Bratty: Because like....
Catty: We are like...
Bratty and Catty: Really sorry.
B.P.: *speechless*
Catty: Will you please-
Bratty: Forgive us?
Catty: So maybe we can be like-
Bratty: Friends?
B.P.: Well, I be darned...
Catty:...Well?
B.P.: You....You really mean it?
Bratty: Like, of course we do!
Catty: We really want to make it up!
B.P.: Maybe life isn't so bad after all---
Annoying Dog: *absorbs everything*
B.P.: ....Well, f*ck me.
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