Undyne: *breaks boulder in two* WHAT!? ME WITH HIM???? NO NO NO NO NO!

Mettaton: Oh my~

Undyne: SHUT IT MICROWAVE! THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO FEED YOU GRAPES.

Mettaton: You can't tell me that you don't at least find me attractive~

Undyne: H*LL NO!

Mettaton: *gasp* Escuse me!? That's preposterous!

Undyne: THE ONLY PERSON I FIND ATTRACTIVE IS MY LITTLE DINO!

Alphys: U-undyne! *blushes*

Mettaton: Okay, I have to admit, that was cute.

Undyne: Hey look, we agreed on something for once!

Mettaton: *laughs* It seems we have, darling!

Undyne's Rating:

NO! 0/20HP

Mettaton's Rating:

Well, look at those strong arms, and that determined look. I can't say I don't find them appealing. 5/20HP