Ink X Error
Turtle: *once again, chucks two new Sans' into the "React" universe*
Ink: *looks around* i don't remember making this place... i wonder where i am--- *sees error*...(you're kidding me, right?)
Error: *looks around confused until he sees ink*...what are *erRoR* you doing *eRroR* here!?
Ink: i was gonna ask YOU the same thing. *readies paintbrush* i don't know where i am, but i'm not gonna let you destroy another AU either.
Error: oh, so that's how we're gonna pl--
Frisk: *runs into room frantically* NO, BOTH OF YOU STOP, ALL WE NEED IS FOR YOU TO STOP FIGHTING FOR 3 MINUTES, AND REACT TO A SHIP!
Ink: sorry, sweetie, but i have to protect this universe from HIM.
Error: well,i--
Turtle: *claps twice* *ink and error both loose their powers* You will get your powers back AFTER you react. *disappears*
Ink:...the classic "author makes the rules" trick... it's also the quickest way to loose views because self inserts often make a person sound arrogant and full of themselves, even if that is not their intention.
Frisk:... JUST GET ON WITH IT! *leaves slamming door behind them*
Ink: *sigh* well, i guess let's get on with this.
Error: *eRRor* fine.
Ink: okay, first of all, never would i EVER even THINK about being with HIM. he and his actions disgust me.
Error: drama king. can't even act like a f*cking *eRRoR* adult.
Ink: i beg your-
Error: shut it, ink.
Ink: *mumbles something to himself*
Error: any way, it seems like SunriseShine88 requested for us to watch this video....(&feature=youtu.be)
Ink: *clicks on video*
-0:01-
Ink:...oh?
Error: welp...off to a GREAT start...
-0:33-
Ink:...*face goes pale*
Error:...*looks away from screen awkwardly*
-0:40-
Ink: *eyes blank*. . .
Error: uh...
-0:44-
Ink: !!!???
Error: *ERRoR* ???
-0:53-
Ink: *internally screaming*
Error: *gulps*
-1:53-
Ink: i-is that supposed to be our fan-child-
Error: -in heat *eRRoR*?
Ink:...*internally raging about how monsters don't work like that*
-Video ends-
Error: well, that was *eRrOR*...something else...
Ink:...i mean, i can see the effort...put into those pieces of...art. but-
Error: there he goes sugar-coating everything.
Ink: well, how would YOU put it?! *frowns angrily at him*
Error: *looks towards camera* YOU ARE ALL SICK F*CKS.
Ink:... error, that is not how we treat creators.
Error: well,*eRRoR* it's how i treat you, f*ckhead.
Ink:...fine, you got me there.
Error: mhm.
Ink: *rolls eye-lights* anyway, as much as i appreciate the amount of love you wonderful creators poured into this ship---
Error: bullsh*t.
Ink: will you stop interrupting me?
Error: nope. *looking through more fan-art*
Ink: *shakes head at him* as i was trying to say--
Error: yo, f*ckface, come check this out *eRRoR*.
Ink: *walks over* what?
Error: *points at screen*
Ink:... is that me with a va--
Error: with a p*ssy? yeah.
Ink:...hold on. *types in fanfictions* *scrolls through*...why am i a girl?
Error: *starts laughing*
Ink: *smacks him with his paintbrush*
Error: hey!
Ink: *annoyed sigh* ANYWAYS! as i was saying before, as much as i appreciate you guys using your creativity... i find it a bit odd that i'm being shipped with the same person i've been fighting with for years...it's be like batman being shipped with the joker.
Error: i'm batman, right?
Ink:....*annoyed glare* *really wants to knock him in the jaw but is keeping up the "nice guy" act* whatever makes you happy.
Error: cool.
Error's Rating:
i think i'll *eRRor* pass. 0/20HP
Ink's Rating:
*fists balled up* *talking through teeth* he's not bad, but i personally really dislike him. 0/20HP
Turtle: *throws them back to where they came from and gives them back their powers*
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