Frisk: *looks at ship wide-eyed* Wh-what?

Perverted Fan: Heyyyyy, cutie~

Frisk: *looks at them wide-eyed* What the-

Perverted Fan: Hm? What happened to your jugs?

Frisk: *crosses arms over their chest* I don't have any! I'm just a k--

Perverted Fan: *walks up to Frisk, trapping them next to a wall* Whatever, I could still make it work~

Frisk: !!?? What?! NO! NO! I'm just a kid, you freak! GO AWAY!

Perverted Fan: *leans closer* Oh, so you're playing hard to get?

Frisk: WHA- NO! I'M NOT PLAYING ANYTHING! GO AWAY!

Perverted Fan: *grabs their arm* Shhhh~

Frisk: *wide-eyed in fear* H-HELP!!!

Perverted Fan: PIPE DOW-- *gets tossed across the room with blue magic*

Sans: *storms into room and throws arm in front of Frisk protectively* *eye flared* what the h*ll is wrong with y--!?

Undyne: *runs in behind Sans* WHAT IS GOING ON?! *sees the human on the ground* *sees Frisk staring at them in horror*...WHAT HAPPENED?!

Sans: i don't know?! i walked in to find, freaky fingers *gestures to perverted fan*, pinning the kid!

Undyne: ...*glares at the perverted fan disgusted* You sick--...You mess with MY friends.... you mess with me too. *readies spear*

Sans: *grabs Frisk and leaves room*

Undyne: *ready to attack*

Turtle: *jumps in* *claps twice*

Perverted Fan: *disappears from existence*

Turtle: *sprints out*

Undyne: *spear just hits the ground where the human was* ...WHERE THE H*LL DID THEY GO?!

Frisk's Rating:

*is too shaken up to talk* -666/20HP

Perverted Fan's Rating:

The f*cking skeleton and fish got in the way. 20/20HP