200 View Randomness
Me: Well, since no one asked them anything...for the 200 mark, I'm just gonna let them go crazy with each other. *dumps them all out of the trash can* Hope this is entertaining, my turtles!
Frisk:....So what do we do exactly?
Sans: *shrug* beats me, kiddo.
Papyrus: LET'S PLAY A GAME!
Sans: like what, bro?
Papyrus: LET'S PLAY....TRUTH OR DARE!
Undyne: Heck yeah! I'm in!
Alphys: M-me too!
Sans: heh, why not.
Frisk: I LOVE THIS GAME!
Papyrus: SO THAT'S FIVE PEOPLE!
Frisk: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
Papyrus: NYEH, OKAY HUMAN!
Frisk: PAPY! Truth or Dare?
Papyrus: TRUTH!
Frisk: Why do you wear that scarf all the time, even without your battle body?
Papyrus: OH, UM... WELL, MY BROTHER MADE IT FOR ME WHEN WE WERE LITTLE... AND I GUESS I JUST GOT ATTACHED TO IT.
Undyne: Wait...*turns to Sans* You sew?
Sans:...erm...yeah?
Undyne:...GREAT! 'CAUSE I RIPPED MY SHIRT WHEN ME AND ALPHYS WERE-
Sans: okay, no need to continue! i'll just fix it.
Undyne:...GREAT!
Papyrus: NYEH! MY TURN! ALPHYS, DARE OR THE TRUTH!?
Alphys: D-dare...
Papyrus: I DARE YOU TO....DO A HEADSTAND FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!
Alphys: U-um...I-I'll try! * goes on head * *falls over ten seconds later*...O-oops...
Undyne: *snickers*
Sans: heh, longer than i could last.
Alphys: Heheh... ummmm, U-Undyne! Truth or Dare?
Undyne: DARE!
Alphys: *Evil glare* I dare you to b-brush your teeth in f-front of everyone!
Undyne:....I hate you so much. * leaves to go get toothbrush* * comes back*
Everyone: - s t a r e -
Undyne: * awkwardly begins brushing her teeth* *makes a complete mess *
Frisk: * snicker *
Undyne: *spits tooth paste into cup and wipes off mouth * SHUT IT, NERD! Just for that, Frisk, Truth or Dare!?
Frisk: Uhhh, truth?
Undyne: Who do you have a crush on?! And don't you dare say-
Frisk: no one.
Undyne:...YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE!
Frisk: ...Someone. *winks*
Undyne: *fuming*
Sans: *laughs*
Papyrus:...I DON'T GET IT.
Sans: * crying from laughing* i'm so proud right now!
Frisk: You have taught me well sansai. *mini bow*
Sans: *can't even handle himself*
Undyne: *eye roll* Whatever, just pick someone, punk.
Frisk: *giggles* Sans! Truth or Dare?
Sans:*finally recuperates* dare.
Frisk: *wicked grin* I DARE YOU TO KISS, MOM!
Sans:*blinks*....come again?
Frisk: I. dare. you. to. kiss. mom!
Sans:*nervous sweat*.....heh heh, come on kid, you're joking, right?
Frisk: Nope.
Sans:...
Frisk: HEY MOMMMM~ WE NEEEED YOU~
Sans: *frozen*
Toriel: Yes my child, do you need something?
Frisk: No...but Sans does~
Sans: *flips hood over his head* no i don't.
Frisk: *sing-song voice* Yes, you do~
Undyne/Alphys/Papyrus: *On the edge of their seats*
Toriel: *bends over to Sans* Sans, what on earth is it?
Frisk: *snicker*
Sans: *small blush* tori, you're making it worse.
Toriel: Sans, you can just-
Sans: *quickly pecks her lips* *covers face embarrassed*
Toriel:-ask....oh? Oh my, Sans I-
Sans: *quickly blurts* i hate you so much, kid.
Frisk: Love you too, Sans.
Toriel:...I'm at a loss.
Undyne: Don't worry Toriel, the bonehead was dared to and he decided to get all worked about about it.
Sans: *snaps up and glares* you're the one who got worked up over brushing your teeth, i wouldn't be talking.
Undyne: Whatever.
Toriel: *bursts into laughter*
Sans: h-hey! what's so funny?
Toriel: *shakes her head at him* Oh nothing.
Asgore: *watching from the other room with a box of tissues*
Me:....Uh....HAPPY 200! * blows noise maker*...BYE!
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