Ink: I can and will yeet the cheer captain.

Error: Ink we talked about this.
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Ink: I've never had a real friend before.

Error: I'll be your friend.

Ink: ...I've also never had a boyfriend before.
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Error: you need to stop doing bad things. Maybe going out will help.

Ink: i went to the park yesterday.

Error: good! And what did you get from it?

Ink: *shows him a duck on the leash* this is Gerald.
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Some random cheerleader running into them at Walmart: wow, what a small world.

Ink: and yet I have never met Beyoncè.
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The internet: Cursing is a sin, sex before marriage is a sin, most tv shows are sinful, and missing church is a mortal sin.

Ink: I'm screwed I do all of those at least three times a day I may just be the devil.