(No. I refuse to do the comic skellies in this one. There are too many UNDERTALE characters as it is!)

KD

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will1-5: steal6-10: consume11-15: master16-20: battle with21-25: hoard26-31: transform intojanuary: animefebruary: chocolatemarch: knivesapril: potatoesmay: flowersjune: seaweedjuly: the Declaration of Independenceaugust: puppiesseptember: school suppliesoctober: bonesnovember: crispy leavesdecember: snowflakesWhen would everyone have their birthday, according to the chart?Chara would probably be in March.Alphys in January.Copy-paste is recommended for this post. Lol

Chara: March 18... battle with knives... *has an "Are you freaking serious" face on*

Sunni: Its a SIGN! SOMTHING IS GONNA TURN YOU EVIL AGAIN. Then everyone here should be having a bad time 

Chara: *Facepalms*

Asriel: hm... May 29... transform into flowers?

Chara: OOOOH WONDERFUL *scarcastic voice*

Flowey: FLOWEY WINS AGAIN.

Chara: Be glad I'm not a Genocide anymore, you weed.

(1000000000000 MLG points for Chara!)

Flowey: ooh, still a little tempermental, I see?

Chara: STOP WITH THE MIND GAMES!

Asriel: Chara, please calm down.

Sunni: April 1.... Wow. Stealing potatoes? Isn't that a bit... much? I love me a good tater in all, but... REALY?

Frisk: Febuary 6. Consume chocolate. ... Ok then.

Sunni: *Realization face* FRISK IS THE OLDEST KID HERE

Chara: WAT?!

Asriel: Welp.

Frisk: *Accomplishment face* -v-

Alphys: January 9. Consume anime... .-.

Sunni: CAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO JUST CONSUME THEIR FAVORITE ANIME?

Undyne: June 26.... Transform into seaweed. ... *walks out* I need to get out of here before faces get crushed. Call me back for the next chapter.

Alphys: oh dear...

Papyrus: AUGUST 25. HOARD PUPPIES. ...WHAT?

*Then 10 Annoying Dogs scrambled over to Papyrus*

Sans: Looks like you're already doing that as it is, huh bro? I;3

Papyrus: UHG. WHAT DOES YOURS SAY, BROTHER?

Sans: October 20. Battle with bones. I can see that.

Sunni: MOR SIGNSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chara: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD >n<*

Mettaton: December 12... Master snowflakes. ....What? o.o

Toriel: 10th of December... consume snowflakes... ...?

Sunni: and also...

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!