A/N yup, Sans just chillin in someone's hand, art by ttoba on tumblr, you need to check it out, its so cute, smol sans is smol XD

after getting through the ruins to Torieks house she gives me a brief tour "This shall be your room child" she says smiling "thank you Toriel" I reply, heading in and straight to the bed, exhausted from the days events.

Unaware of how much or how little time had passed I wake up to the smell of a Butterscotch Cinnamon pie, no complaints here, love both flavours~. Picking up the pie I put it into my tardis of a bag and I leave the room, heading off to the part near the kitchen. When I enter the room I see Toriel sat in a chair reading a book on... Ways... To use... Snails... What. The. Flipping. Fudge?! Well I can't question that when I read Shonen-ai myself. I go to Toriel and tap her shoulder "What is it child?" She asks with a smile, saddening me when I say "Is there any way of me getting home Toriel, I miss my friends, my family even ifut is all an orphanage I still miss them." My gaze shifts from her to the ground, not wanting her to see the small tears pricking at the edge of my eyes. "How about I tell you some of my favourite uses for snails?" She says, saddened and trying to change the subject, being kind I agree to her offer and sit on a couple of cushions on the floor, listening to her, laughing at some of the things she says, once she finishes I know I can't let up "Toriel, please, I need to get home!" I say, tears now starting to flow from my eyes. Toriel wanders off down the stairs.

After following her to the end and her challenging me to a battle that I continuously spared her in, I don't and never will want to fight her! That will NEVER happen. "Goodbye my child, I know now that I cannot keep you here forever, after a while the ruins start to seem small." She says hugging me, I hug back "I promise to call you whenever I can!" I say, smiling sadly before pulling away, patting her head gently and heading through the door behind her, waving a goodbye to her.

When I step through the door I become face to... Wait no... Its more foot to face with that flower again, "oh for flip sakes not you again ya damn flower, I aughta squish you right now! But... I'm too lazy to bother." I think, obviously not going to say that to it, something about that flower suggests its stronger than you can see "So you spared one person, congrats, however in this world, its KILL or BE KILLED" Flowey says, obviously not happy that I spared Toriel "Oh I'm sooo sorry if I don't want to kill her, but now, I'm gonna spare everyone because you told me to kill them, well done, youre such a damn annoying ass flower, hope ya know that" I say as I walk past it and head to the door "Wait, before I go, what gender even are you?!" I ask unable to tell "Male" 'he' replies and I head out of the door laughing, I mean, how does a GUY have a voice that high pitch?!.

Once the door closes behind me I spot a, strangely enough, suspicious looking bush to which I approach and examine, finding a camera hidden inside it "ok... Totally normal to find a camera in a bush... Aaaannd I'm talking to myself now, great, friggin great ugh." I continue walking along the path, feeling like I'm being followed I keep glancing back quickly, but when I hear a twig snap behind me I turn around so fast that I, once again, fall. Onto. My. Butt. Not happy yet I'm still laughing as I get up and continue walking to a bridge before I feel a tap on my shoulder "dont ya know how to great a new pal?" A mysterious voice says, presumably the source