"Scream My Name.
  You do it so loud. . .
  Bet the neighbors know my name
  Way you screaming scratching yelling."

Trey Songz  "Neighbors Know My Name"

After a long exhausting day, Robbie went to his usual bar and ordered a strong drink.  He lit up a cigarette and inhaled deeply.  Ahhh, so good, almost better than sex.  He really should quit smoking.  He wished he had never started in the first place.

He felt a tap on his back and turned.  Colin and Sean were right behind him.

"Sup, Robs." Colin said.

"Hey, guys."

They took the stools on either side of him.  Robbie ordered drinks for them. 

"So what's up?" Sean asked.  "What's new with you?"

"Nothing much."

"Nothing you say?" Sean pulled out his phone.  "This doesn't look like nothing."  He held up the phone revealing the Instagram pic Christina had posted.  It was now up to over three hundred likes.

"I can't believe she posted that." Robbie muttered.  He braced himself for a round of getting his balls busted.

"Why?" Colin said, admiring it.  "It's so cute.  You look so happy."

"I look like I just woke up after a long night of screwing my brains out." Robbie said.  "Christina wore me out."

"Yeah," Sean snickered.  "We all know how much you like to, heh heh, eat."

"Shut up."

They looked surprised.  "What's this? Sensitive?" Colin said.  "Could it be he's. . .dare I say. . .sprung?"

Robbie shifted uncomfortably.  "No." he protested while blushing.

"Sprung." Sean added.

"Shut the hell up."

"Boing."

"Sprung.  Christina's got him good."  Colin laughed.

"Boing.  He hasn't been like this since--"

"Sean, wait!"

They watched as Robbie's mood turned dark.

"Hey, mate, I didn't mean that." Sean said.  "I was kidding."

Robbie polished off his drink.  He stood up and, raising both hands, gave them the finger.

"Fuck you."

"We were just playing."

"Fuck you."

"We didn't mean to bring up--"

"Fuck you times a hundred."

Robbie stormed out of the bar and stood there for a moment, trying to cool off.  His phone buzzed.  It was a text from the guys.

Colin:  We're sorry, really.

Sean:  Sorry not sorry.  Boing XD

Colin:  Sprung XD

Robbie:   t(-_-)

Colin:  Did you just give us the finger.

Sean:  I think he did.

Robbie:  Here's one for each of you  t(-_-t)

Sean:  Sprung sprung sprung

Colin:  Boing boing boing

Robbie:  t(-_-t)   t(-_-t)   t(-_-t)

Robbie turned his phone off.  Sprung, ha.  Stung was what he felt, sharp bitter pain in his heart that was caused by HER.  Pain that only seemed to go away by a drink, a smoke and a good bang with some skank.  Since he was now in a real relationship he had to settle for just at drink and smoke.

Robbie walked down the street to another bar.  "Let me have a Scotch," he told the bartender.  "Better yet, just gimme the bottle."

Christina spent the day hanging out at the mall with her friends AmberRose, Kylie and Erik, a male model from her agency.  Christina brought Sandy along.  Her poor puppy had seen nothing but Robbie's room and the park.  Sandy needed some new scenery.  Her tail wagged the whole time.

After a fun day of shopping Christina brought them back to the apartment for some refreshment.

"I really love the view,"  Erik said as they sat out on the balcony.  "You should definitely stay here." 

"Yeah don't move,"  Kylie said.  "Just wait until another apartment opens up."

"Oh,"  Christina said with a smile.  "I don't think I'll be moving just yet."

"What do you mean?"  AmberRose asked.

Christina smiled and lowered her eyes.

"Wait a minute,"  Kylie said.  "Are you saying that that Instagram pic was on the real?"

Christina kept smiling as her friends looked at her closely.  "Yeah, we're a couple now."

"Oh my God, that's so cool,"  AmberRose said.  "I knew that would happen."

"You look kinda different,"  Kylie said.  

"Seriously?"  Christina asked eagerly.  "Like maybe more mature?"

"I don't know, just different."  Kylie said.  "Did you do something to your hair?"

Christina rolled her eyes.  "I just lost my virginity."

The others looked shocked.  "What? Really?"

"Yes."

"To Robbie?"

"Of course, who else?"

Kylie looked skeptical.  "How'd that happen? I thought you two couldn't stand each other.  You were always fighting."

"Well,"  Christina took a sip of her green tea.  "It turned out we were fighting our feelings for each other.  We were very attracted to each other."

"What about Robbie screwing around with every slut in sight?"  Kylie asked.  "Is he still doing that?"

"He better not," Christina flipped her hair.  "He knows better.  I'll cut that over active dick clean off.  That's mine."

Her friends laughed.  "You know that's right."

"So,"  AmberRose leaned closer.  "What's Robbie really like in bed?"

Christina blushed as she thought about her intimate moments with Robbie.  The touching, kissing and fondling.  Lying together, looking in each others eyes.  "Sorry," she said.  "That's classified information."

"That good, huh?"

"Girl, yes."  Christina sighed as she thought about all the pleasure he gave her.  "No complaints here."

The door opened and Robbie stumbled through.  Christina smiled as soon as she saw him.  Then a moment later it dropped.

Robbie was carrying a bottle of booze.  A cigarette dangled from his lips.  He took it out long enough to take a long swig from the bottle, followed by a long and loud burp. 

"Princess," he slurred to the living room.  "I'm home."

Clearly he didn't notice the others on the balcony.  Setting the bottle down he stripped off all his clothes right to the skin.  He peeled off his boxers and slingshot them across the room.  Buck naked Robbie continued drinking and smoking.

Sandy ran over to him wagging her tail.

"Forget it," Robbie told her.  "You ain't getting none of this D.  It belongs to my princess. Her name's written all over it, so back off."

"Robbie!"  Christina was so embarrassed.  What the hell was wrong with him?

Robbie jumped.  To his horror he saw his baby on the balcony with three or six other people.  One looked like a guy.  The hell! That son of a bitch had his damn hand on his woman's shoulder, what the fuck.

"Robbie!"  Christina glared at him.  "These are my friends."  She couldn't believe it.  His dumbass was wasted.  He didn't even bother to cover himself.

Robbie nodded.  "Sup, friends."  He burped again and stuck his cigarette back in his mouth.

AmberRose and Kylie could barely hide their smirks as their eyes went straight to his privates.  "Nice to meet you."

"Nice meat."  Christina heard someone murmur.

"You wanna put some clothes on?"  Christina asked Robbie.

Robbie stumbled forward trying to think.  "What for? This is my place and if I wanna walk around buckass naked I can damn well do it, goddammit!"

Christina looked him in the eye.  "Robbie, you're drunk.  You need to go lie down and sleep it off."

"Fuck that, I ain't doing shit."  Robbie pointed at Erik.  "And if this motherfucking douche don't remove his hand from my property I'm gonna tear it off and barbecue it.  We got any barbecue sauce?"

"Dude," Erik said.  "I'm gay."

Robbie did a double take.  He thought he saw Erik checking him out.  "Really? Gay? Okay then take your motherfucking eyes off my dick.  I don't swing that way."  He started rambling.  "Except that time at camp when we were looking at each others' junk, but that don't count.  You still ain't getting none of this. . ." He lost his train of thought.

Christina looked at her friends.  They seemed hypnotized by Robbie's equipment.  "Guys, I'll see you later."

No one moved.  Were they kidding?

"Goodbye guys!" Christina said.  "Later."

"Yeah," Robbie slurred.  "Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you." He laughed and took a swig.

Reluctantly her friends slowly pulled themselves away and left the apartment.  Then Christina turned to face her drunk ass naked man.  "You wanna tell me what that was about?"

Robbie turned to her.  His eyes looked glassy.  His cigarette was still in his mouth with over an inch of ash hanging.

"Lose the cigarette," Christina said.  "That's a disgusting habit.  I don't know why you do that.  Put that shit out."

Robbie spat the cigarette out into her glass of tea.

"Oh that's really nice," Christina said shaking her head.  "Really."

Robbie took her glass and set it on the table with his bottle.  Then without warning he suddenly grabbed her and pinned her against the wall.

"Robbie, what the hell?"

"You think I'm a fool, don't you?

"What?"

"Bringing guys over behind my back.  Playing around already? That sure didn't take any time."

"Dude, he's gay, are you damn deaf?"

Christina stared at him.  His hair was a mess, his eyes were red rimmed and wild.  This was a side to him she had never seen.

She tried to free herself.  He pushed her back against the wall.  "Robbie you're drunk."

"No shit."

"You need to sleep it off."

"You're just like HER."

"What? What are you talking about? Who?"

"Making love to me one day, playing with my emotions the next."  He hissed in her face.  She could smell the alcohol and cigarette smoke.  "I got something for you you're not gonna forget."

Christina was nervous.  What was he going to do?

Right on cue Robbie's entire body jerked forward, then jerked again.

"Bleechh!!"

Suddenly Christina was hit with a sudden burst of thick smelly liquid.

"Aaahh!! Robbie!! Aaahh!!"

Robbie had projectile vomited all over her.  From her hair to the front of her waist he puked his entire boozy guts out.

And he kept puking.

"God stop Robbie, stop!! Puke in the toilet! Oh my God!"

"That'll learn you." He slurred just before he passed out onto the floor with a sudden thud.

A/N  shoutout to DennyDane.  Happy Birthday :)

Next update is July.  See you then :)