To say that the lime green dragon was very confuse on why you, a small human child, stare at him with these beady eyes full of fascination.He held great amount of distance from you as he help fixs Crosshair before Drift and Hound was called upon by Optimus Prime.Now that brings it to now as you two stare at eachother, one in sparkling fascination while the other was no doubt confused yet uncomfortable.

Why did those three even bring you here for?

You didn't black mail them did you??

Hell, he even barred his metal fangs at you and growl so low that it should have send you running....but it only made you approach him ever so closer.

"Why is your name Ratchet?" He watched you scan him as he did you, continuing "You don't resemble one at all.."

This-...
This child did not roast him just now!

"I am not a tool I am a Autobot medic, now go away before I eat you.Alive."

He thought that would work but the giggling of a child were heard anyway before something had a good grip on his tail....it was that human child.

"Wow!I can see my face from your body Ratchy!!"

Ratchy?Okay, now that sounds weird yet his spark skip a beat by the name.Should he be impressed?Probably not.

Ratchet grumbles lifting his tail up high "Let go of my tail!" That didn't go as planned as your climbing onto his back, like a monkey would "Hey!Get off I say!"

"Simon says no!"

"Yes!"

"Nope!"

"Yes!"

"Nopey nope nope!"

"Yessy yes yes!"

"Nopey no!"

Yessy yes!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

...

You clap your hands in glee, finally on Ratchets back "I win!"

Ratchet just stares dead at you with the most dramatic but most disgusted face he could muster, a human child just outsmarted him.

A.Human.Fragging.Child.

Little did you and Ratchet know Bumblebee came in, he indeed saw the yes and no game you pulled on Ratchet, and just watched with amusement.He was suprise to see the human child yes but yet he was that one mech who loved hanging out with sparklings 24/7.

You roasting Ratchet like that made you Bee's immediate #1 favorite within seconds.

Ratchet notice him though, and he immediately called him over "Bumblebee!What are you standing there for?!GeT THIS GIRL OFF ME!"

Being plucked off Ratchet you look up to see a yellow and black dragon, who put you on his back, and you squeaked in excitement soon shouting out like the hyper adorable bean you are.

"Sting like a bee!"

Oh hell yeah, Bumblebee defently will bond and cherish you greatly.

Crosshair tched, watching everything unfold "Idiots.." but really he was smiling at your childness.

"Crosshair recharge, doctors orders!" Ratchet barked, seeing to do his job a the medic AND engineer once again.

He rolled his optics "Aye aye doc." but layed there like a rag doll, watching you two carefully play with eachother.

.

.

.

It sicken him to see you be so happy with that Bumblebee painted theme scum.

Instead he wished it to be him to make you happy.

"Croosshhaaiirr.."

"I'm recharging so shut up!"

"Make me-!"

And Crosshair did.How?He did the most well known thing to do, break Ratchets precious 'I needed that!' scrap.

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