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Do you like my sword? Sword.

Sword, my diamond sword, sword.

You cannot afford, ford, ford my diamond sword sword

Even if you could could, I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner manner

Welcome to my manor manor

I c-c-c-canna canna

Swing swing swing my sword sword

Whenever I get bored bored

I can swing my sword sword!

I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD!!

Once I hit the floorboards

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

BUT IT WAS A WRITE OFF!

Swinging is my business-

And by that I mean, swinging swords...

You can not ignore

Do you like my sword?

That was rhetorical

You know I am the Oracle

I know you like my sword

It's made of freaking diamonds

If you don't you're lyin

But that would be fine

BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND YOU'RE PROLLY JEALOUS

I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD

BECAUSE I AM THE LORD LORD

LORD OF DIAMOND SWOOOOOORRDDSSS UHHHHH

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I'm sorry I had to get that out of my system xDDDDDD