*Daniel*

I have been trying out this headspace thing and as embarrassing as I feel sometimes I will admit it is nice and it's easier wearing a diaper than wetting myself...

"Baby let's get you dressed and we can go out to the shop" Daddy comes in the nursery. It's not personal to me at all so it's not my nursery yet but Daddy said we can go out today for buy some things to make it more personal. "I'll even let you pick the outfit"

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I pick this outfit because it looks cute. My favorite colour is green but I don't care. Daddy does up my shoes for me because they are lace ones... I could have done it myself but I felt so small when Daddy did them so it was nice.

"Papa coming too?" I ask as Daddy stands up, he is wearing brown suit trousers, black skin tight turtleneck. Papa comes in and moves Daddy's hair behind his ear to kiss his cheek.

"Yes sweet pea he is coming too. Why don't you go and grab the bag you want to bring with you, so you can carry anything you want to buy" Daddy says so I run downstairs to all the bags and look through them. Daddy had a big order come in earlier today with lots of cute backpacks for me.

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I pick this one because I love Eeyore, Winnie the pooh is the bestest show ever. Maybe daddy will get me a Eeyore Teddy one day.

Moments later, papa and daddy come downstairs and we leave together. Papa is carrying a big backpack that seems full of things. Daddy isn't carrying anything, but he is holding my hand so that's okay.

The shopping centre is very big, all the shops have big signs and it's full of people. "Stay close, do you understand" Daddy warns me.

"Yes Daddy" I say clinging to his side. We go into a furniture shop and I get to pick out my own crib and decorations. I even get a swing for my room! It's very cool, I have never had a swing in my room.

Afterwards we go to a clothes shop, Daddy picks me out a million different clothes. Papa makes me try some on and tells me how handsome I look. I get to pick out some pj's for myself and hoodies as well. But after clothes shopping I'm so tired!

"Uppies please" I say to daddy as papa is doing some important work call off to the side. I'm rested on daddy's hip and I lay my head on his shoulder. We do a bit more shopping but I'm not interested anymore.

"Okay baby, papa is just paying for the items then how about going to the toy shop and you can pick out a toy" Daddy says in my ear which makes me sit up, I suddenly have a lot of energy and want to get to the toy shop right now.

"Calm down bud" Papa says to me as daddy puts me down and I'm trying to drag them to the toy shop. They are just being so SLOW.

"You can pick out two teddies" Daddy says slowly and I nod gently. As soon as he let's go of my hand I am off, speed walking down every aisle to see all the teddies. I find a Winnie the pooh section and I pick a Eeyore one which makes me so happy. I also find a white teddy with a little blue bow on it. I hurry them back to Daddy and papa.

After we pay for my new teddies and we go home daddy helps me take off the shopping tags and papa gets to work on personalising my nursery.

"So what will you name this one" Daddy asks me as I sit at his feet. He is working at the kitchen island table. He is talking about the White teddy with the bow. He looks like a Mr something...

"Mr cuddles" I decide, he is my favorite out the two. I sit him in my lap facing me and we are talking. I'm telling him about all important things like my favorite colour, favorite Winnie the pooh character, what food is my favorite (it's gummy bears).

"What are you babbling about" Daddy chuckles softly. Daddy doesn't understand, he can't understand me like Mr Cuddles does. "That's not words baby, you little goofball" Daddy picks me up from the floor and sits me on his lap sideways. I lay my head on his chest and his arm wrap around me loosely while the other hand is used to do work things... I don't know it's boring adult shit.

"Ah fuck" Daddy yelps as I bite his arm... I don't know why I did it, I just wanted to I guess. "Sweet pea we don't bite. Please no biting" Daddy says softly kissing my head.

"Sowwy Dada" I don't know why my speaking is weird but Daddy doesn't mind as he just kisses my cheek and goes back to working.

After dinner Daddy has some important work to do so papa tales me upstairs for a 'surprise'. When we get to my nursery, it's all redone also has a big blanket fort!!! I clap my hands happily.

Papa gave me sweets and a fizzy and let me watch Encanto on a tablet. I love all the songs, We DoN't TaLk AbOuT bRuNoOoOoOo~ (hold ur applause)

I feel so energetic after all that sugar and I'm bouncing off the walls after the movie. Papa just finds it funny but when Daddy comes up he seems frustrated.

"Why wouls you give him all this before bed, he won't go to sleep now" Daddy sighs.

"This is modern day oppression, Danny do you feel like daddy is making you feel oppressed" I don't know what that means but I'm too energized to care so I nod.

"He has the mental age of a baby how do you think he will know what that means" Daddy says.

"NO, Youuu don't know what it means" Papa says in a silly voice which makes me giggle.

"Zeek this is silly stop" Daddy says with a soft chuckle.

"NO, yourrrr silly" Papa says so I giggle more. Daddy sighs, rolls his eyes and leaves us to it. Papa regretted giving me sugar because I didn't fall asleep till 1am!