CONTENT WARNING.

This story contains graphic depictions of gore. Sensitive topics surrounding abuse are also mentioned, but not dwelled upon. The adults will probably swear at some point.

Main Prompt.

73. You are a long-forgotten god. A small kid leaves candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priest/Priestess, the kid, and their entire kindergarten class.

Secondary Prompts.

8. You just moved to a new neighborhood and you hear the music of an ice cream truck coming down the street. As you and your family walk outside you notice all your neighbors rushing inside and locking their doors and windows.

62. Hell is empty and all the devils are here. - William Shakespeare

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there will be an attempt at posting at least one chapter per week on sundays (est)

if you have been tagged in the comments, it is because you indicated you were interested in seeing a story with one of the above prompts. it's totally cool if a horror/comedy isn't up your alley! there is no pressure to read if it isn't your thing (:

if you stick around, i appreciate you! this is my first time attempting to write anything remotely funny on purpose. i know the humor won't land with a lot of folks. if you like house of a thousand corpses in the "that's absolutely hilarious" way, then that's the humor; if you like house of a thousand corpses in the "oh god, that's terrifying" way, then that's the horror. hopefully. lol.

feedback is welcome and encouraged! welcome, if you're stickin' around 

(and i'm very sorry if you actually like the music man)