Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Predator, Abusive Relationship, and Graphic Description of IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

Your Personality

-Shy

-Nice until you are enraged. 

-Clearly autistic. 

-Loner

-But hey, you're intelligent

-And imaginative. 

-Multiple characters

How Did You Meet Her?

-After going through stress and trauma

-Seriously, you were overworked from a high school college program

-Almost ended your life twice

-You had an ex that bragged about being a serial killer

-And he also tried to find you and kill you too.

-Too stupid to see red flags. 

-Don't bloody remind yourself of the sexual predators that stalked and threatened you. 

-She arrived during spring break in April 2017.

-First started off as painful butterflies in your lower abdomen, but then grew something more sinister. 

Your Relationship With Her

-Pfffffffftttt hahahaha!

-Your masochistic tendencies don't exist with her.

-She is very unpredictable. 

-Eating can set her off.

-Not eating can set her off.

-She makes you anxious when she gets pissed.

-She can be mad all day, making you run eight times per day of pure liquid pain or run more than four times in one hour, unable to expulse her poison out. 

-Oh, she also does this weird thing where it feels like she is trying to claw out of your stomach, sometimes making you appear pregnant. 0/100- it's dread.

-You may think she is gone, but she returns with a vengeance. 

Your Social Life With Her

-Not fun.

-Better find a bathroom just in case she gets crazy.

-I suggest having a remote or hybrid job

-Because some bosses get pissed when you keep running to the bathroom

-To get her out. 

-Prepare for dismissive or gaslighting assholes

1. "Calm down."

2. "It is just anxiety."

3. "Can you hold it in?"

4. "It's all in your head."

5. "You are always doing this."

-Sorry, you can't help it. She doesn't care if you are anxious or at peace, she will still try to ruin your life.

-She progressed enough that she doesn't need the anxiety to enter. 

-By the way, she still comes out whether you hold her back or not; this is why you have a backup to change into. 

Her Friends

-Seriously, how the heck does this parasite have friends?

-Often linked.

Gerdtrude

1. Sour and acidic most of the time.

2. Needs a chill pill.

3. She tries to make you throw up your food.

4. You ponder if she is worse than Abby.

Caleb Ladder

1. One of her newer friends.

2. Worse one of them all.

3. Always torture your upper right abdomen- pain constantly lasts for hours.

4. He makes you itchy. 

5. And you still have to go to school the next day.

6. Keep aware of him.

Sex Life With Her

-Any time of day. Yes, even at 3 a.m., she wants to fuck. 

-Grab some hemorrhoid cream.

-She is gonna do it in the butt. 

-Multiple fucking rounds.

-She lasts for a long time too.

-Doesn't care if you are screaming or crying.

-Prepare to collapse afterwards because your legs aren't going to work.

How to Handle Her

-You let her run her course

-Because medicine can make her worse

-Or she will try something new. 

-Eat risky foods around the weekend. 

-She can be enraged for a few hours, a whole day, or multiple days.

-You remember she was pissed for four weeks! It was hell. 

-You seriously become delirious after the flare-up,

-But your humor is your combatant.