"What's up?" Percy asked.

"So you know how I got kidnapped a month ago?" Jason started.

"Yeah," Percy laughed. "That was one of the busiest days I've had on the job. Your dad was all like 'find him!' and 'kill, kill, kill!'"

"Well my captor is kinda a girl..." Jason said, trying to hint something.

"Oh I know that," he said. "Why is this so important that you have to choose me to bother?"

Jason should've known, whenever you want to tell Percy something, you have to be straight forward about it. You have to slap him in the face with it. Sometimes Jason didn't understand why Percy was so dumb. Many speculated that the blue dye in his food was taking over his brain. Whatever it was, Jason made a mental note to make sure when he was emperor, he would hire all of the top doctors to find out why  he was so bad at processing information.

Jason explained his and Piper's story to Percy. It took a while since sometimes Percy would zone out due to his ADHD and Jason would have to repeat his sentences.

"Bro you got yourself in a pickle." Percy said. "One that even if it was blue I wouldn't eat."

"You think I don't know that?" Jason exclaimed, exasperated both from the situation and Percy's slow  thinking. "I'm telling you this because in case my dad decides to expel her when he meets her at the ball, I need you to try to delay the guards so I can help her get to safety."

"Can I get Leo to help?" asked Percy

"Get all the help you can get," responded Jason. "And actually make a plan, don't wing it because we all know how that ended the last time you did that."

As Jason walked away, he heard Percy shout, "Hey! That was only once! Let it go Jason!"

He chuckled, oh Percy.

So what do you think? sorry if I haven't been updating for a long time, I'm going to be taking a lot of breaks so don't expect me to update everyday like I used to, but I still will update. Thanks for voting and commenting! Your comments make me smile every day!"