(EXTRA) (LET'S CELEBRATE THE LEGAL SAME SEX MARRIAGE!) (THIS NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS JUST AN EXTRA.)
Umeko : **celebrates**
Team Minato : ehh...
Kakashi : Why does this to happen...
Rin : Legal , huh... How about let's celebrate it too..?
Kakashi : Are you an idiot? No way.
Obito : Umeko's love for Yaoi ...
Umeko : *blush* Kakashi-kun... Obito-kun...
Kakashi and Obito : Huh,?
Umeko : *gulps* Can you to...Can you marry each other for me..?!
Rin : *sweatsdrop*
Kakashi : Why would I marry him?
Obito : N-NO WAY! MY HEART BELONGS TO SOMEONE! *looks at Rin*
Rin : I also wanna see how do they get married..
Obito : Not you too , Rin!
Shin : Gay marriage , huh..
Shin and Minato appeared!
Shin : for the sake of Umeko , Minato-sensei.. *smiles*
Rin : No way! He's married to Kushina Uzumaki-san!
Obito : BY THE WAY! why would I marry a silver-head!? Why won't you marry him , Umeko?! You two were together since we were kids!
Umeko : H-huh..
Obito : You two must have done things , didn't you?!
Umeko : *blush*
Kakashi : Of course we don't.
Shin : OBJECTIONNNN!
Kakashi : What , Red-eye?
Shin : One day when you came to our house , Umeko invited you to her room!
Kakashi : So what?
Shin : I heard so many moan in that room!
Rin : W-WHAT , REALLY?!
Kakashi : OBJECTION. She was showing me her videos of this so called 'Yaoi'.
Obito : OBJECTION! SHE DON'T HAVE ANY VIDEOS OF THAT! I ALREADY WENT TO HER ROOM WHEN SHE FAINTED!
Kakashi : R-Really?
Rin : Objection , Obito~
Obito : HUH ?
Rin : You can't say that easily~ Of course she must be hiding it~
Tsumugi appeared.
Tsumugi : I Object.
Rin : E-Eh , what , S-Satomi-san ??
Tsumugi : A true Fujoshi never hides it's videos.
Minato : I object , Little Tsumu!~
Tsumugi : W-WHAT?
Minato : It depends on a Fujoshi if she's going to hide it or not.
Minene : I object , Teach!~
Minato : hm?
Minene : I carried informations of this little girl. I know it depends. But , She's the 'hiding' type one!
Umeko : I-I object!
Minene : Huh?
Umeko : S-Shin nii..-
Kakashi covered Umeko's mouth.
Obito : Hey , Kakashi!
Kakashi : There's no point in saying the truth.
Minene : Then , I'll just bring you guys in the future!
Minato : Huh?
Minene : This watch.
Minene pointed at her watch and it lights , everyone's vision was covered , as soon as the light disappeared , Their in the future.
Umeko : T-This is..
Minene : Still Konoha. That new Hokage is Kakashi.
Obito : WHAT?! HOW ABOUT ME?!
Minene : You died.
Obito : H-Huh..?
Minene : Also you , brown haired girl.
Rin : Uh..
Minene : Okay , So yeah , Kakashi's the Hokage.
Kakashi : ...
Umeko : H-How about me?
Minene : Simple. You became his wife.
Umeko : W-What..? *cracks*
Kakashi : really?
Minene : Does it looks like Im kidding?
Kakashi : Yes. You gotta show us where we are in this future.
Minene : Okay. You two were in your house. Since Kakashi doesn't have any job today at the Hokage mansion.
Minene brought all of them at the house.
Minene : By the way , I changed the settings of my time so they can't see us.
~UMEKO~
We went inside the house.
Rin : I-Is this even real , Minene-san..?
Minene : Why won't you guys believe me?
There it is , We saw the 'me' and the Kakashi in the future.
Minene : Kakashi was reading that Icha Icha tactics that is made by Jiraiya.
Minene : and there is Umeko. You're pregnant.
Future Umeko : Kakashi! What are you doing at a time like this?
Future Kakashi : Didn't we agreed to call each other by nicknames?
Future Umeko : *blush* F-Fine..
Umeko : Watching the both of us in the future...
Kakashi : ...
Future Kakashi : There's no job today so..
Future Umeko : You passed it on Yamato-Tenzou , again , didn't you?!
Future Kakashi : **looks away** No , It's all finished.
Future Umeko : ...
Furure Kakashi : Calm down.
Future Umeko : B-But Im scared..
Future Kakashi : Don't be. Im here.
That future Kakashi stands up from the couch and reached to the hair of the future me.
He's about to take of the mask..
Umeko : *blush* STOPPPP!!
I forced everyone to go outside.
Obito : Umeko.. You're so red.
Kakashi : It was a good show.
Rin : Come on , Is this really going to happen?
Umeko : WHERE DOES BABIES COME FROM ANYWAY?!
Obito : In a mother's womb first , of course.Umeko : Before that!!
They all looked at each other and just smiled.
Shin : Haha , Ume sweetie...
Kakashi : We've already discussed about this , right ? The one when your Red-eyed brother was talking about back then at your room. The reason why he can hear moaning stuffs.
Umeko : O-Ohh!
Umeko : That means..
Kakashi : Why did the future me married her , anyway?
Minene : Simple! You like her , don't you?
Kakashi : *looks away* of course not.
Minene : 'So Ayumi will be born' ISN'T IT~?
Kakashi : ...
Minene : Fine. Obito said that he would like Kakashi to be the hokage.
Obito : I DID?!
Minene : Then , When Obito died , His soul went closely to Rin and they continued to journey.
Rin : Me and Obito..?
Minene : Also...Many things happened before Umeko and Kakashi married. Umeko became a villain first. Then , when a war came , she teamed up with the Alliance until the war finished. She went back to Konoha. Of course she doesn't have any home so Kakashi let her stay at his home. Then they were the times Umeko was shy , the times when they argue , There is also a time Umeko slapped Kakashi.
Umeko : Eh?! I slapped Kakashi?
Minene : Until she realized ... 'I love him..' some sort of stuff~
Umeko : Umm..
Kakashi : M-Minene-san.. are you sure the both of us aren't drunk?
Minene : Of course not!
Minene **whispers at Umeko** : There was the time Kakashi pushed you on the floor and did it. It was wild.~
Umeko : *Tomato face* What..?!
Kakashi : Hey!!
Minene *whispers at Kakashi* : There is also this other time , when you two were in protection , She was the one in the lead.~
Obito : Hey!!
Rin : This all isn't happening!
Shin : Jealous Rin~
Rin : Shut upp!!
Shin : By the way , what happened to me? *smiles*
Minene : You became my prey.
Shin : NO WAY!
Minene : Just kiddin'! I dont know , I dont check on you.
Shin : Ouch..
Her watched shined and retured us to the present.
Minene : Well then , Let's continue on celebrating the LEGAL SAME-SEX MARRIAGE! Even TakatsukiSenicchi changed her profile into the BL flag.
Umeko : Yay!~
Kakashi : Not gonna enjoy this..
Obito : Me neither..
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Umeko : It's so hard to approach Kakashi-kun..QAQ
Kakashi : Im not gonna push you on the ground like what the joke Minene said.