"HELLLLOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NEAR IM QUEER AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW"

"Today I'm here with my scary brother Diego welcome Diego!"

D: "Klaus."

"So the followers would like to know do you like Patch?"

Diego blushes

D: "Yeas."

"Awww everyone give Diego a big round of awww!"

B: "AWWWWWWWWW DIEGO I LOVE YOU BRO!"

"MOVING ON!"

"Okay so tell me about our little trip to McDonalds!"

D: "Oh no here we go."

D: "Okay, so we are in the car and Klaus is hungry it's 5 am. Me and him just got back from happy's donuts and he's just complaining about how hungry he is and I'm like SHUT UP WE ARE GOING TO MCDONALDS and then-"

"I am like I HATE MACDONALDS and then he's like ITS MCDONALDS YOU IDIOT NOT MACDONALDS!"

D: "And then I'm like what do you want?"

B: "JUST GET ON WITH IT"

"Okay so then I'm like I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!"

D: "Then I was like NO WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME one black coffee please!"

"And then I'm like NUUU WHYYY I HATE THIS FLIPPING FAMILY!"

D: "THEN I WAS LIKE WELL TOOO BAD YOU IDIOT!"

"And that's what happened on our trip to McDonalds but lemme tell you who Diego ran into the other day and blushed like crazy!"

D: "NO KLAUS!"

"So me and Diego are walking down the street and we are going to happy's donuts and then we run into Patch and she's all like "Hi Diego this must be your brother anyways I was thinking maybe me and you could go on a date one day" then Diego's like "I can go on a date with you now" and I'm like AWWWW MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP!"

D: "Can I tell the rest?"

"No baby just sit and eat your cookies!"

Diego eats the cookies ben handed him

"So then all of a sudden Diego being the strong and silent type grabs Patch's hand pulling her closer to him and kisses her quickly and then he's like blushing to death and I'm like WOW JUST WOW DIEGO!"

D: "It's true it all happened!"

"And that's all today WAIT WE HAVE A VIEWER QUESTION!"

"Leonard_wantspower wants to know what are your weaknesses?"

D: "Losing Patch, Klaus, and Mom."

"AWWW I LOVE YOU BRO!"

"Well my lovely views that's all for tonight until then you're near I'm queer good night!"

"Now Ben have you seen my gudress?"

B: "gudress?"

"MY GUY DRESS"

B: "You mean gukirt"

"YES where is it?"

B: "In your closet near the potatoes"

"I forgot about the potatoes"

B: "CRAP THE CAMERA IS ON"

"CRAP THEY KNOW I LIKE POTATOES NOW"