Watching so much Entitled Parents lately that I'm adding my own story here! Enjoy!

Special Entitled Mother and Son vs Mini Web Warriors

Entitled mom and kid tries to steal toy from 6 yr old, get soaked head to toe with water balloons and guns

Background: I'm a 17 year old boy with 3 siblings, me, my twin brother, adopted brother, and little sister who's only a year younger than us. We all live with our aunt in Queens NY, so yeah you already know there's going to be a lot of crazies. But anyway our aunt started a babysitting service for the kids in my neighborhood. I'm also an intern for a certain company and my siblings and aunt all have jobs so we are unable to babysit at times. Which is why the four of us would sometimes ask one or more of our friends to take our place. We'd always introduce our friends to the parents beforehand so they know who will be looking after their kids.

Now onto the story, sadly this day my internship got in the way so me,my twin and little sister were unable to witness the hilarious scene ourselves and had to hear it from adopted brother and his friend, whom we'll just call Ben and Luke. Note Ben has a small scar across his face do to his friend (not Luke) who was stupidly messing around with a pocket knife

Cast

Ben: adopted brother

Luke: Ben's friend

EM: you know who

EK: little brat hellspan

ET(Embarrassed Teen) EM's embarrassed teen son

Scarlet Spider: Twin sister being babysat(Scarlet spider's her favorite)

Agent Venom: Twin brother

Spider-Man, Iron Spider, Spider Girl: other kids being babysat

ND: Nice dad

Kid Arachnid: Poor girl who just wanted to play with her water gun web-shooters

All kids are around 6 to 7

This happened just yesterday and I'm still laughing about it! Ben was the only one of us who was available to babysit our next door neighbors' twins along with four other kids so he asked Luke for help. Now these kids get real creative when it comes to games most involving superheroes. That day was "Web Warriors". Each kid has these toy water guns made to look like web shooters that you wear on your wrist and just like Spider-Man you use two fingers to shoot water at each other. It was really hot so the kids were wearing their swimsuits and trunks and also had a couple big buckets filled with water balloons, they were next to a pond where they could refill their web shooters.

The mini web warriors were having fun playing, shooting and hitting each other with water balloons. Ben and Luke were sitting on a bench a good distance away where they wouldn't get soaked but also see and hear the kids. Everything was going good until he entered EK.

He walked up to Kid Arachnid and started talking to her

EK:Give it to me!

Kid Arachnid:Um...what?

EK:I said give me the toy! I wanna play with it!

Ben nudged Luke on the shoulder and pointed to the two kids, they both watched waiting for the little punk to try something.

Kid Arachnid:I-I'm sorry but it's my toy and I'm playing with it.

She looked scared while EK scowlded and looked around until his eyes locked onto Ben's and Ben gave the kid a glare. EK stomped off, Luke nudged Ben with a smirk

Ben:Yeah that's what I thought.

Luke:Brat.

Unfortunately that peace didn't even last two minutes when EK came back with his mom in tow. EM glared at Kid Arachnid as she shook with fear. Both Ben and Luke kept their eyes locked on EM waiting, not wanting to start a scene for nothing. Scarlet Spider ran up to Kid Arachnid smiling big.

Scarlet Spider:Hey Kid Arachnid why did you stop?

She was about to speak when EM interrupted her

EM:Give my baby that toy NOW!

Kid Arachnid jumped and Scarlet Spider pulled her behind her and all the other kids stopped playing to watch, Agent Venom ran to Ben clinging to his leg because he was a very easily scared kid.

Agent Venom:Ben why is she yelling?

Ben:Don't know kid let's watch

Scarlet Spider:And why will she?

EM:Because my baby wants to play with it!

EK:And girls shouldn't be playing with boys toys anyway. So you should give me yours too.

Scarlet Spider:No. And you're a baby brat.

Ben had to cover his mouth to stop from laughing, Luke didn't and EM heard him

EM:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME AND MY BABY!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!

Luke and Ben got up and walked over to them, Luke picked up Kid Arachnid and Ben put a hand on Scarlet Spider

Ben:Scarlet Spider, what's going on?

Scarlet Spider was about to speak but EM interrupted

EM:These little brats stole my precious baby boy's toys!

Ben: snicker Really Punk? You don't have a better lie than that?

EM:EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!

Luke:Lady we are these kids' babysitter's and we know for a fact that those are their toys because we watched them bring the toys from home.

EM:Babysitter?!

Ben:Yeah babysitters.

EM:REEEEEEEEE!!! YOU ARE PEDOPHILES!!!

Ben and Luke burst out laughing

EM:STOP LAUGHING!!! YOU MEN ARE NOT BABYSITTERS!! YOU ARE F@@@ING PEDOPHILES!!! YOU WANT TO R THESE KIDS!!!

Ben:So just because we're male it means we can't be babysitters?

Luke:And we're only 17 lady, so we're still legally teens.

EM:LIARS!!-

It was then she finally noticed Ben's scar

EM:UGH!! Just look at you! Why would any parent trust their kids with such a violent man. Just look at your face! You are probably abusing these children! And that's why they're such rotten little thieves!

Ben: pointing at his scar Lady I got this from one of my idiot friends playing around with a pocket knife.

EM:I KNEW IT!!! YOUR PEDOPHILES!!! AND YOU'RE TEACHING THESE POOR KIDS TO STEAL FROM INNOCENT CHILDREN LIKE MY PRECIOUS BABY!!!

ET:OH MY GOD!!! MOM STOP!!!

EM looked even angrier to see her ET

EM:ET?! What are you doing here I thought I told you to-

ET:NO! Mom what are you doing?! Good God you do this all the time please stop!

EM:Not until these brats give my angle back his toys!

EK:Yeah! So just butt out Jerk!

ET:God mom look at what you're teaching him!

EM:HOW DARE YOU?!?!?! I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME!!!

ET:How can I respect you when you do crap like this?

EM:INSOLENT CHILD!!

She tried to slap ET but he caught it

ET:And this the reason why dad is divorcing you.

EM:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

She turned back to Ben and Scarlet Spider

EM:HAND OVER MY SON'S TOY'S NOW!!! AND YOU PEDOPHILES ARE GOING TO BE ARREST

She made to grab for Scarlet Spider but ET stopped her

ET:MOM STOP!!! You and I both know those aren't EK's toys and he's just being the spoiled selfish entitled brat you raised him to be!!! God! This is why I'm praying dad gets custody of us so EK can learn some damn manners! And I no longer have to deal with this embarrassment!

EM:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

She pushes him off her and again goes for Scarlet Spider and Kid Arachnid only for Ben to stop her and Luke grabs EK by his shirt stopping him from kicking Ben only to be kicked which didn't even hurt because the kid was weak af. ET stepped back and pulled out his phone no doubt calling his dad to stop his crazy soon to be ex-wife. After a while the mini web warriors decided it was time to 'save' their babysitters and ran to the lake and buckets of balloons. Knowing what's about to happen Ben and Luke grinned and let go of both EM and EK and stepping far away from them.

Luke:Hey! ET!

ET turned to him still on the phone

Luke: Grinning You might wanna step back a little

ET looked at him confused then turned to see what kids were doing putting on his own grin stepped far from his mom and little brother. Hung up his dad with a 'See you soon' and pointed his phone at his crazy family

EK:What are recording us for?

EM:And why are you all smiling? I want-

WEB WARRIORS!! IT'S A SUPERVILLAIN!!! GET 'EM!!

And the mini Web Warriors started pelting and shooting EM and EK with their web shooters and water balloons

All three burst into laughter watching as the EM and EK screamed for them to stop running away only for those little heroes to chase after them. Sadly the park wasn't that full so only a few people got to watch the hilarious scene. The mini Web Warriors kept this up even after the two jumped in their car. And of course using what little brain cells she had actually rolled down her window just to scream and call everyone an A@@hole. LMAO that was her biggest mistake because those kids being so awesome dumped every last water balloon into her car and took off cheering about how they 'Defeated a supervillain!' ND showed up not long after that.

ND:I am so sorry for how my wife and son acted.

Ben:Don't I'm sure they've learned their lesson after what just happened

ND:What do you mean by that?

ET:Let's just go dad I'll tell you when we get home. Besides mom and EK already wasted enough of their day.

ND:Alright if you say so

ND apologized again before leaving with ET

At the end of the day all kids got a well deserved ice cream before heading home.

Moral of the story: Don't Mess With The Mini Web Warriors! Or Get Soaked Head To Toe!