d y l a n : hey, did you ever find your friend's phone number?

v a l e r i e : yeah i got it. what are you doing up at 3:30 in the morning? and why are you texting me? we don't even know each other.

d y l a n : can't i be considerate for a friend? gosh, i feel sorry for whoever you're going to end up marrying.

v a l e r i e : okay, one: we aren't friends. two: i will never fall in love.

d y l a n : i think we can be friends, you just have to let me give your heart a break.

v a l e r i e : you did not just make a demi lovato reference. -_-

d y l a n : i think i just did. c;

v a l e r i e : *rolls eyes* okay. so, what are you doing up at 3 in the morning?

d y l a n : i couldn't sleep. i keep thinking.

v a l e r i e : about?

d y l a n : about whether or not you had gotten shelby's phone number. why is it so important you have it anyway?

v a l e r i e : because she's my friend. that, and a family member of hers recently passed away so i wanted to check in, see how she was doing.

d y l a n : nice. so, do you like biscuits and gravy?

v a l e r i e : great conversation starter. :| and no, never had it.

d y l a n : what?! you've never had biscuits and gravy?! you live under a boulder.

v a l e r i e : no, i live in a pineapple with spongebob. he's my boo. 😍

v a l e r i e : just kidding! i live in a house like everyone else.

d y l a n : what i said was a figure of speech. i can't even make you feel stupid right now because of how shocked i am on how you have never eaten biscuits and gravy.

v a l e r i e : why would you want to make me feel stupid in the first place?

d y l a n : i don't know, that's just what i do. i suggest things to people and if they can't get it right, i'll make them feel like an ant.

v a l e r i e : okay, well i will just make you feel like a molecule. go suck it, jack ass. *shoots middle finger*

d y l a n : okay, where should i start? on your lower lip, neck or your nipples?

v a l e r i e : ... uhm i have to go. *starts feeling wet*

d y l a n : aww is someone too chicken to have a sex chat?

v a l e r i e : no stupid! you turned me on!

d y l a n : shit!

v a l e r i e : what? did i scare you or something?

d y l a n : no! the biscuits are burnt! i forgot to set the timer!

v a l e r i e : sucks to be you.