author's note [1]: the photo taken is of my hubby. he took it himself, so all of the copyright goes to diferent_4_ever. i wanted this clarified just because i don't want strife with law enforcement, spongebob or any other users. you may read on!
- valerie.

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d y l a n : that moment when you haven't slept:

v a l e r i e : 😂😂😂 wow. that just made my morning!

v a l e r i e : wait is that really you? wait - you don't always look like that, do you?

d y l a n : lol. yes it is me, and no i don't always look like that. i just wanted to make you laugh.

d y l a n : and i have OTHER was of making your morning. ;) but we have to be in person for that, princess.

v a l e r i e : still a horny bastard. 😂

v a l e r i e : i would have to pass on the offer though. i think i'd like an omelette with cheese, ham, sautéed mushrooms, and onions. 😀 and maybe a cup of vanilla chai tea? lol.

d y l a n : that can be arranged. :) hey maybe i can fold your body like an omelette. ;)

d y l a n : i'm not over stepping, am i? i really don't want you to be mad at me again. *taps fingers in nervousness*

v a l e r i e : no, you're not. although i find it extremely amusing that you THINK you can fold my body in half. i'm 4'9" - there's no way you could fold me in half. i never took gymnastics, nor do i plan to.

d y l a n : well i am 6'3". i might be a giant compared to you.

d y l a n : and yay, you aren't mad at me! *raises arms in victory*

v a l e r i e : are you worshipping jesus or something?

d y l a n : JESUS JESUS YOU MAKE THE DARKNESS TREMBLE.

d y l a n : JESUS IS LIFE YEAHHH OH WHOA OH!!!

v a l e r i e : answer to that is yes.

d y l a n : 😀

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author's note [2]: had to ask my hubby if he'd be okay with the picture i used for this chapter. that's how much respect i have for my boo ting. i love you, papas. 😍😘
thank y'all for reading - next chapter will be up! vote, comment, and add to r.l's (reading lists, not ross lynch's)
- valerie