very specific nfh facts

-matthew Does Not Eat Well. hes the "pls eat dinner honey♡♡" kinda guy but a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips and a two liter of mountain dew is a normal and acceptable dinner for the man. its unclear how hes still alive. his existence is the opposite of self care

-umbra takes bubble baths. he takes showers to get clean, but every other night he takes a relaxing bath. he uses all those sparkly bathbomb white girl lush crap. sometimes esper or victor joins him bc those kids need relaxation geez

-aunora hasnt quite mastered the art of "gentle touches." all her hugs are painful and her affectionate slaps on the back are a force to be reckoned with

-seraph is absolutely awful with jokes, sarcasm, and humor in general. will intentionally roast you with faint praise "that was a nice attempt at humor aunora! :D" with a complete straight face

-aunora stress eats. victor and umbra stress starve. matthew stress cooks.

-seraph is by far the most chill of the team, but virtue of being methodical and logical in nature. hes less neurotic than victor by a long shot.

-from most chill to least chill: seraph, matthew, aunora, esper, umbra, victor

-when upset, umbra is prone to being self destructive out of the familiar ideology of having little self worth. feels the need to punish himself

-any creature can be a familiar, but fae are by far the most common. demons are the second most common

-esper is very unconfrontational, but is willing to be less cowardly when it comes to his loved ones

-esper is the character that is like me the most, next to victor and umbra

-aunoras speech patterns are directly based off mine. my mother says i talk like a stoner, rip.

-characters that swear the most (but dont actually swear in the narrative bc im uncomfortable with it): MATTHEW, aunora, umbra (but not around victor)

-matthew swears in german, victor picks up on this eventually

-matthew usually doesnt like umbra to go to his apartment bc he lives in his own filth and umbra yells at him for it

-umbra, esper, and seraph are neat freaks and matthew, victor, and aunora are messy.

-aunoras boobs are d cups, mostly bc her pec muscles are huge

-tallest to shortest: matthew, umbra, aunora, esper, seraph, victor

-most to least weight: matthew, aunora, umbra, seraph, esper, victor

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