i was told a glorious tale by a family friend of mine. allow me to give some background

we have peggy, who's house in front of the local hardees restaurant. christie is her daughter who is married to paul. they visit occasionally and stay on the house beside her.

its 2 in the morning. paul is tired and kinda sick. he, in a stupor, leaves his van and trailer in the hardees parking lot. but, alas, he leaves the door wide open and everything unlocked, exposing his phone and laptop in direct sight. he doesnt realize this and goes home.

later that night, christie and paul receive a call from a friend of theirs, who freaking out bc HOLY CRAP he just got a mysterious call from this random guy saying that he had pauls cellphone and the van was unlocked. naturally, they jump in the car and run to see what the heck is going on

MEANWHILE

across the road, peggy is keeping one of christie's foster kids. that night, she had been cooking and cut her finger. she wanted to keep cooking, so she puts on a clear rubber glove. she goes to bed without thinking about it.

peggy awakes to someone frantically beating at the door. she discovers, to her shock, its a police officer.

the police officer starts asking her...weird questions. she asks if christie and paul were having any "marriage problems".

turns out, earlier, the police got suspicious about that open van on the other side of the road. they grab the cellphone and call the first dude on his recent calls, explaining what had happened.

peggy eventually figures out that the police thought that christie had MURDERED paul, taking him out in the hardees parking lot and leaving the van open wide and dragging off the body.

peggy also realizes the bloody glove she is wearing did NOT help her case

luckily everything gets figured out but honestly this is one of the friggin weirdest thing ive heard lol