-my freshman honors english teacher was the definition of chaotic neutral. upon hearing we had too many in the class, he forced us to vote on who we kicked out. we came to an unanimous decision. unfortunately thats illegal and we couldnt keep the results

-now we have the same guy for senior english and hes leaning more towards chaotic good. sometimes. "it's my class ill do whatever is said"

-said teacher refers to me as "pica" bc my friend wrote a paragraph for bellwork about the disease pica and eating chalk, but he claims its funnier if he calls me pica instead.

-in said class we do this thing where if a person isnt paying attention when they get called on to read, every one clears their throat obnoxiously loud until they get a clue

-in history, every time this annoying chick spoke people would loudly smack the back of their necks. she never caught on.

-said girl constantly wears a cast on her leg. we're all sure its for attention. she told everyone she was pregnant, carried around a pregnancy book and read it in class, and then never spoke of it again

-my fourth grade teacher spanked children with a ping pong paddle. she broke one on this one kid

-said kid was slugged in the jaw in the eight grade. everyone found it crazy funny and agreed he deserved it. he proceeded to straighten out his life after that

-a dude sent pictures of his penis to every one, everyone proceeded to mock him

-during a seminar are sexting, our principal screamed at us about "TITTY PICTURES" this is a meme now

-my chem teacher used to be hardcore but now is chill, but when he gets mad he calls it "biker bob"

-my senior english teacher has two custom ceiling panels from the art class. they are portraits of teachers with their respective teacher memes next to them

-our meme culture is thriving, guys

-our algebra teacher (who is immortalized on the ceiling) is an utter meme. we refer to him as a farm/math/general deity. he is super intense and carries around a water bottle in his pocket.

-on the morning announcements, our principal always refers to wednesday as "hump day". however, one fateful week, we had terrible rain everyday except wednesday. he greeted us with a happy "dry hump day" we all had simultaneous strokes

-one time in like fifth grade some genuis brought margaritas to school

-every year we have FFA week and end it with the climatic "drive your tractor to school day". one year, said day landed on the day higher ups from nashville visited. they were...confused.

-"so, you mean australia the country or australia the state"