nfh thoughts
-umbra purring in his sleep is cute but consider umbra doing this while sleeping
umbra: i am the fearsome predator of the night. a trained killer.
matthew: hey everyone i have 150 pictures of umbra tongue-blooping
-consider hawkins attending pta meetings for pilate.
mom #1: anyone have ideas on how to raise our cookie sales?
hawkins, cocking his gun: i can try some Persuasion
initially the moms are scared of him, but they realize hes 100x cooler than asher and eventually accept him as pilates Giant Angry but Kindly Dad. he brings cookies to the meetings.
-umbra tries to be all knight in shining armor-like and kiss victors hand. victor cant keep a straight face long enough for him to do it
-every time i see loki and thor off MCU i think of victor and seraph idk
-esper and umbra are the prissiest of boys and do dumb prissy boy stuff
-coatl wants to "get in with the times" which leads to tails giving him rigorous classes in pop culture. he gives him a test over the current hot celebrity guys
coatl: dear, i cant see how this is in anyway is useful information
tails: stop talking and go back to listing all male celebrities from twink to bear
-tails likes pokemon
-morena and sal met when morena went to the grocery store that sal worked at
-morena and sal are both bi and gleefully rate people on a 1-10 scale when theyre out in public
morena: what do you think about that guy over there. im saying a firm 7
sal: idk man. full beards just arent that attractive, y'know?
-ive already said this, but hawkins and asher are both gamers and have definitely accidentally played with each other online. they were having a blast until they turned on the mic. they promptly agreed to never speak of it again.
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