my kin list (literally me, no doubles):

-shiros biceps

-every character off the nickelodeon classic barnyard

-big mouth's artsyle

-sebastians seldom seen nipples

-hagfish (im ugly and secrete slime if someone iniates physical contact)

-my dog

-alton brown

(honestly s/o to that one idiot that genuinely tried to insult me by calling me kinphobic. amazing)