(A/N: Present Mic will not use Listener/Little Listener because he was warned (glared at for 10 minutes) by Nezu not to give himself away)

UA on Crack

WhoArtThou: Uh… hello?
WhoArtThou: @BlondeInLeather I guess you added me by mistake.

DevilInaVest: Ah, hello mystery person.

WhoArtThou: Hi?

DevilInaVest: Indeed, @BlondeInLeather has added you accidentally.

WhoArtThou: Then why am I still here?
WhoArtThou: Shouldn't you have kicked me out already?

NeonHoboCocoon: @DevilInaVest decided to let you stay

WhoArtThou: Why?

DevilInaVest: Because I'm bored :)

WhoArtThou: Excuse me?
WhoArtThou: If you're looking for entertainment, you can find someone else.

NotForInnocentEyes: Salty are we~

BlondeInLeather: Hello there! I'm so sorry I added you by mistake!

WhoArtThou: @BlondeInLeather It's alright.
WhoArtThou: I should be leaving now. Good day!

WhoArtThou has left the chat

DevilInaVest has added WhoArtThou to the chat.

WhoArtThou: Okay, what the hell?

DevilInaVest: Please stay. We mean no harm.

WhoArtThou: Why should I believe you? Your literal name says 'Devil'

PewPewPew: They've got a point.

DevilInaVest: Ah, well, my peers here love to call me a devil but I am not.

TeethAndTrenchCoat: Says who?

DevilInaVest: :)

WhoArtThou: Ominous.

NeonHoboCocoon: Indeed.

BlondeInLeather: @WhoArtThou, who are you?

WhoArtThou: What makes you think I'm going to give my identity to a bunch of weird strangers?

NotForInnocentEyes: Point~

DevilInaVest: Understandable.

WhoArtThou: Now if you'll excuse me, I want to leave.

WhoArtThou has left the chat

BlondeInLeather has added WhoArtThou to the chat

WhoArtThou: Oh come on!!

BlondeInLeather: Please stay 🥺

WhoArtThou: Ugh why? Why me? Go find someone else!

DevilInaVest: Nope! You are intriguing

WhoArtThou: We met just a few minutes ago!

DevilInaVest: That's what makes you more interesting!

WhoArtThou: Oh? Why should I stay? You could be Villains for all I know.

BlondeInLeather: We are not villains :(

WhoArtThou: Even idiots claim they aren't idiots.

BlondeInLeather: Ouch.

TalkToMe: You seem to have trust issues

WhoArtThou: Thanks for stating the obvious, Genius.

PewPewPew: That was kinda rude. He just stated his observation.

WhoArtThou: Which is obvious because I'm a total stranger in a group of total strangers who are hell bent on keeping me here for their entertainment! Why would any sane person want to trust you??

NeonHoboCocoon: They're right. Can't we just let them leave?

WhoArtThou: Thank you, @NeonHoboCocoon! You seem to be the only sane person here!

BlondeInLeather: Hey!

NotForInnocentEyes: Hey!

DevilInaVest: You aren't going anywhere, @WhoArtThou. I'll add you back everytime you leave.

WhoArtThou: There's a limit to it and I'm gonna exploit it :)

MineCraftManButGrey: Smart.

DevilInaVest: Even more interesting! And what if I said that it's my quirk and has no limits?

WhoArtThou: Every quirk has a limit, good sir.

DevilInaVest: What if I have ways to overcome it?

WhoArtThou: That…. Makes sense.

DevilInaVest: So?

WhoArtThou: What's your deal?

DevilInaVest: Ah, there you are! It's simple. You stay in this chat and just talk! I assure you that we are not villains and you are not going to get into trouble. You are safe in this chat.

WhoArtThou: So I should just take your word for it? Who even are you? We're strangers for god's sake! I can't just trust you like that!

NeonHoboCocoon: They're right, @DevilInaVest.

TeethAndTrenchCoat: Mhm.

DevilInaVest: How about you put a word about this chat to the police? That way, if anything goes wrong, you can have us locked up!

WhoArtThou: I don't get it…

DevilInaVest: What?

WhoArtThou: Why are you willing to go to such lengths just to make me stay? We don't even know each other.

DevilInaVest: Well, if it's any relief to you, I do know about you thanks to my quirk.

WhoArtThou: And the others?

DevilInaVest: They don't and will not unless you choose to reveal your identity.

WhoArtThou: What exactly is your quirk?

DevilInaVest: To know that, you have to stay in this chat. Although, I'll be honest with you, this is a gamble- a safe one though- so I'll need time to reveal myself completely.

WhoArtThou:.... Understandable.

DevilInaVest: Do we have a deal?

WhoArtThou: Fine.

ResidentRamseyButNicer: I feel like this is a big mistake.

WhoArtThou: It literally is.

DevilInaVest: HAHAHA

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(A/N Thank you for all the love and support! You guys are the best! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤)