UA on Crack

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Last time:

WhoArtThou: Eeeek!!!
WhoArtThou: I MADE A FRIEND!!
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Present:

BlondeInLeather: YEAHH!! That's amazing!!

ResidentRamseyButNicer: Nice!

PoorMan'sTonyStark: Good job, kid!

IntoTheUnknown: Yay for you!

NotForInnocentEyes: Aww! Congratulations sweetie!

MineCraftManButGrey: That's good to hear.

NeonHoboCocoon: Are they trustworthy?

NotForInnocentEyes: <(￣︶￣)↗

BlondeInLeather: Aww!

NeonHoboCocoon: Shut up. Both of you.

WhoArtThou: XD
WhoArtThou: @NeonHoboCocoon, I met them just a while ago and I'm not sure but hey! You can't know if you don't try, right? ;)

TalkToMe: That is indeed good news but if you don't mind me asking, did you not have many friends growing up?

WhoArtThou: @TalkToMe, nope! The last time I had friends, if you could call them that, was when I was four.

NeonHoboCocoon: That's the age when most kids get their quirks… they abandoned you for your quirk, didn't they?

WhoArtThou: Sorta.
WhoArtThou: I wouldn't have minded if they just abandoned me and ignored me but noooo! They stuck around to bully the life outta me (눈‸눈)

NeonHoboCocoon: Names.

NotForInnocentEyes: Names, kiddo.

BlondeInLeather: We just want to talk :)

PewPewPew: ^

MineCraftManButGrey: ^

DevilInaVest: I would like to know as well.

WhoArtThou: Nope! It doesn't matter anymore. I don't want anything to do with them.

OneKissIsAllItTakes: That's right, dearie. Now that you've moved on, just focus on your dreams. Your success will be the biggest punishment for them.

WhoArtThou: @OneKissIsAllItTakes, you're literally the sweetest person ever (after my mom of course, hehe)! Thank you :)

OneKissIsAllItTakes: You're welcome, dear.

NotForInnocentEyes: So… who's the lucky person? (~‾▿‾)~

WhoArtThou: I'm obviously not going to reveal anything about them when I haven't told you guys much about myself in the first place XD
WhoArtThou: But they're really amazing! Although the way we met is… weird, for the lack of better words.

DevilInaVest: Interesting!

WhoArtThou: And they didn't judge me for my quirk!!! That's like, super rare!
WhoArtThou: In fact, they want to help me!! Isn't that amazing?! (＾∇＾)

BlondeInLeather: Okay, I know this is out of context but you sound like an excited little puppy!

NotForInnocentEyes: AnD iTs AdOrAbLe!!

NeonHoboCocoon: Please do tell us if they ever hurt you.

NotForInnocentEyes: Kiddo, @NeonHoboCocoon is going to replace your dad soon.

WhoArtThou: Dad? Who dat?

NotForInnocentEyes:...

BlondeInLeather:....

NeonHoboCocoon:...

PewPewPew:...

TeethAndTrenchCoat:...

ResidentRamseyButNicer:...

IntoTheUnknown:....

NotForInnocentEyes: Okay, was not expecting that.

BlondeInLeather: :(

NeonHoboCocoon: What happened?

WhoArtThou: Meh. Never in the picture but very much alive as far as I know.

PewPewPew: Sorry for bringing that up.

WhoArtThou: Nahh, it's fine.
WhoArtThou: Anyway, gotta go now! Thank you!
WhoArtThou: Also, I might be a little busy tomorrow so please don't worry :)

NotForInnocentEyes: Okay!

TeethAndTrenchCoat: Alright.

NeonHoboCocoon: Be safe.

BlondeInLeather: ^

WhoArtThou: Bye!

WhoArtThou is offline
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Next day:

UA Staff Chat

Nezu: Good afternoon.

Eraserhead: What is it now?

Midnight: Why did you ask everyone to be online?

Ectoplasm: It's lunch break. Can't we just eat peacefully?

Lunch Rush: I'm busy. Just type and I'll check later.

Lunch Rush is offline

Recovery Girl: Something important? Because I have three kids in the infirmary.

Nezu: You can take care of them, Recovery Girl. You'll know what I'm going to talk about anyway.

Present Mic: Chiyo :(
Present Mic: Don't leave us with him!

Recovery Girl: Alright.

Present Mic: (✷‿✷)

Recovery Girl is offline

Present Mic: Traitor!! ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Ectoplasm: Savage granny.

Eraserhead: Zashi, stop.
Eraserhead: Get this over with quickly, Nezu.
Eraserhead: I have to nap.

Midnight: You always nap :|

Eraserhead: And?

Midnight: Nevermind.

Cementoss: Back to the topic..

Vlad King: Yeah, what is it about, Nezu?

Nezu: We're back on topic, good.

Hound Dog: Please proceed.

Nezu: There will be a staff meeting held at 5 PM this evening. Every member of the staff must attend without fail.

Eraserhead:.....why?

Midnight: Ughhhh! Not another meeting!

Present Mic: Please don't tell me it's another lecture about fur grooming.

Ectoplasm: Or the art of making perfect tea.

Snipe: Or growing tea plantations.

Vlad King: Or the different types of tea.

Midnight: I just realised that we've had countless meetings about irrelevant topics.

Thirteen: Remember the time we had to listen to him talking about picking the perfect vest and tie?

Hound Dog: Can we let the principal continue?

Eraserhead: Nezu.

Nezu: I'm deeply sorry to inform you that it's not about my entertainment this time.

Midnight:...

Vlad King:...

Cementoss:....

Eraserhead: And….?

Nezu: We are going to discuss the newest addition to our staff :)