" I'm going to kill him "

" Me seducing you, yeah right hn "

" Just tell him "

" No "

" If you don't I will "

" Oops "

Emo throws her hand back and causes a woman to throws dishes on the ground.

Now readers you might be confusing what the hell going on, to do that we'll have to go back and see everyone side of the story.

~ deidara and itachi part ~

" So (y/n) parents are coming over and meeting shisui "

" Yeah hn "

Itachi and deidara sit on the couch, things been awkward between the two since they broke up.

" (Y/n) said they want to have dinner with us "

" Alright un "

(.............................................)

" Mom, dad, these are my friends deidara and itachi. Itachi is shisui younger cousin actually "

" Oh nice to meet you. I'm emo (l/n) "

" And I'm Fuji (l/n) "

" Nice to meet you both "

Itachi and deidara sit next to each other, and dinner carries on.

" Ouch yeah "

" What's wrong? "

" I bit my tongue un "

Deidara grabs a ice cube and stick his tongue out, he puts it on his tongue and moves it around. He had his mouth all the way open and some of the ice was melting, and going down the side of his mouth. Itachi watched as he did that getting turned on.

" That's it I'm out of here "

Itachi tries to stand up but decided not, and crosses his legs.

" Oh look a piano "

(.............................................)

" What the hell was that? "

" What yeah? "

" At dinner, and the whole ice cube thing "

" I bit my tongue hn "

" No, you were trying to seduce me "

" I was so not un "

" Really "

" Yeah, hn "

" Alright then "

(.............................................)

It was the next day and all of you guys decided to get together and have brunch with your parents. Once again deidara found himself sitting next itachi.

" This place is so nice "

" Oh yes it is, hidan your so delightful "

" Oh no you are emo "

" Yeah it is, but it's kinda hot "

Itachi button down his shirt a little and show's a little of his collarbone and chest. Deidara gasped a little because itachi knew, he loves his collarbone and he's wearing a choker. Deidara a sucker for chokers, especially if they have little spikes on them.

(………………………………….)

Deidara pushes itachi against the door and is making out with him.

" You little- "

" Shut up and take off the rest of your shirt hn "

(.…………………………………)

They both soon walk out of the restroom fixing there clothes, and go to sit down.

" I hate you hn "

" This never would of happened, if you didn't seduce me "

" Me seducing you, yeah right hn "

That was itachi and deidara part of the story.

          ~ hidan part ~

" Alright my parents will be here any minute "

" It's okay sweetie calm down "

There's a knock on the door and shisui stands straight, you go to open the door and see hidan.

" Hidan what are you doing here?, My parents are going to be here any minute "

" Yeah that's why I'm fucken here, to meet them "

" Ohh, yeah I don't know "

" What do you fucken mean?, They have to be curious after all the legendary hidan stories you told them "

" Okay hidan, here's a list of things I talk to my dad about. Football "

" Come on I'm your fucken best friend "

" Itachi my best friend "

" I'm your best friend, how could you not told them about me "

" Well your not really someone to talk about "

There's a knock on the door and you and shisui stiffen a little. You go and open the door and see your parents.

" Mom, dad "

You hug them and invite them in.

" Mom, dad this is "

" Hidan, a pleasure to meet you both "

Hidan shakes there hands.

" Yeah, mom, dad this is shisui my boyfriend "

" It's nice to meet you both "

Shisui shakes there hands and they smile at him.

" A gentleman I'm emo, (y/n) mother "

" And I'm Fuji her father "

" And a pleasure to meet you "

" Oh, really? "

" Yes "

" I made us dinner reservations at (second favorite restaurant) "

" Yes, but I made us some at (favorite restaurant) "

" Oh that sounds lovely "

" Yeah "

You walk over to hidan.

" Yeah, hidan you know (favorite restaurant) have been pack for weeks "

" Yes, but lucky for you I know the head waitress who gave me- "

" Okay, how's your stay so far? "

" Fine, we past by that lovely crunch early "

" Yeah, that's where I volunteer and help feed the homeless "

" Oh really that's lovely, what about you shisui? "

" Yeah shisui, where do you volunteer? "

(.............................................)

Shisui and hidan walk into the kitchen and grabs four cups to serve coffee, and hidan goes to grab a beer.

" Okay what's your problem, I'm her boyfriend and I'm not even trying that hard "

" Because your the boyfriend, your a phase "

Shisui gives him a ' really look ', emo then comes walking in the kitchen.

" Oh hidan "

" That's a lovely button and your going to tell me the story behind it "

Emo and him walk back into the living room, and shisui rolls his eyes.

(.………………………………....)

" Oh my you volunteer at a shelter hidan "

" Yes, I love to give back "

" Well I was thinking of going to church tomorrow "

" You mean the one by the old newspaper stand, I go there too, I'll save you a seat "

" Oh your the greatest thing hidan "

" Yes "

" That's it I'm going home "

Itachi goes to stand up but stays seated and crosses his legs.

" Oh look piano "

Hidan goes to play the piano once done Everyone claps there hands.

" Say why don't we go out for drinks? "

" Oh no I can't "

" I want to head to bed early "

" I'm up "

" Sorry but like (y/n) I'll have to pass "

(.............................................)

Hidan Walks through the door and your on the couch.

" I am so angry at your father (y/n) "

" Why's that? "

" Well last night "

          ~ flashback ~

" You risked your life to save a dog "

" Yeah, and he didn't live. I'm sorry "

Hidan turns around to cry.

" Yes, he's such a good guy "

The woman goes over to him and hug him. 

" My dad was your wingman "

" Yes, but not only that. I had left but went back because I remembered I left my phone on the counter "

Hidan Walks into the bar and grabs his phone, and sees Fuji making out with the girl he hooked up with. Hidan had a Confused/shocked look on his face and snapped a picture.

" See "

Hidan shows you the picture and you have a suprised look on your face.

" I can't believe it "

" I know, your dad totally stole my girl "

There's a knock on your door and you answer it and see it was your father.

" Hey sweetie, oh hi hidan great time last night "

" Yeah "

" Uh, dad can I talk to you outside "

" Sure "

You guys walk outside the apartment.

" So what did you want to talk about? "

" So, how was it last night? "

" Fine "

" You sure? "

" Yeah, nothing happened "

" Yes "

" Well uh.......okay "

You put a hand on your father shoulder and go walking.

(.............................................)

You guys are at dinner and your seated to shisui on your left, and on your right is hidan. You were practically glaring at your father and he seemed like he was fine.

" I'm going to kill him "

Which now leaves us to the last part of the story

~ yours and shisui part ~

" Alright my parents will be here any minute "

" It's okay sweetie calm down "

" Oh and my mom usually has a habit of asking my boyfriend's. When we're going to have kids and get married "

" But I don't want kids "

" Then tell them the truth "

" Oh, okay then. I should lie then "

" Yeah, I'd do that if I was you "

There's a knock on the door and shisui stands straight, you go to open the door and see hidan.

" Hidan what are you doing here?, My parents are going to be here any minute "

" Yeah that's why I'm fucken here, to meet them "

" Ohh, yeah I don't know "

" What do you fucken mean?, They have to be curious after all the legendary hidan stories you told them "

" Okay hidan, here's a list of things I talk to my dad about. Football "

" Come on I'm your fucken best friend "

" Itachi my best friend "

" I'm your best friend, how could you not told them about me "

" Well your not really someone to talk about "

There's a knock on the door and you and shisui stiffen a little. You go and open the door and see your parents.

" Mom, dad "

(.............................................)

Hidan finishes playing the piano and everyone claps, emo goes to ask shisui something.

" So shisui when are you and- "

" Oh I'm not ready yet "

" Okay "

She continues to eat and shisui was shocked.

(.............................................)

You guys are at brunch now, and are enjoying your food.

" Hey, where itachi and deidara? "

" Probably fighting, they been at it like cats and dogs lately "

" Huh " 

Then a waiter goes and ask if they need anything, and emo says no and they walk away.

" Oh isn't he nice "

" If he's so nice, maybe he should be the one to pop a baby in (y/n) "

Shisui stands up and goes to the bathroom, and emo has a confused look on her face.

" I'll go talk to him "

Shisui goes to the bathroom and knock on the door, and emo goes behind him.

" Shisui did I say something to upset you? "

" Why don't you want me to pop a kid in (y/n) "

" Well do you? "

The door then opens and itachi and deidara walk out.

' sorry, didn't know they were a line "

" Itachi your shirt "

His shirt was button open.

" Oh "

He button it up and they walk away.

" Look shisui, I just don't want you to get married young and regret it "

" You got married young, and you don't regret it "

She stays quiet and shisui eyes widen a little.

" Emo? "

" Yes I'm not the happiest "

" You should tell Fuji, so you can work things out "

" No "

They go walking back to the table and sit down.

" I'm going to kill him "

" Me seducing you, yeah right hn "

" Just tell him "

" No "

" If you don't I will "

" Oops "

Emo throws her hand back and causes a woman to throws dishes on the ground.

Which now brings us to now.

" Here let me help you sweetie "

Fuji goes to help the waitress pick up the broken plates.

" That's it I can't do it, hands off her dad! "

Your father is confused and stops helping her.

" I can't allow to keep this secret, and go with another dumb bimbo "

The waitress has a confused look on her face.

" I'm sorry your not a dumb bimbo, stay away from my dad "

She quickly walks back to the kitchen.

' (y/n) sweetie, what's going on? "

" Dad, tell Mom what happened last night at the bar "

" Alright, I hooked up with a waitress "

" Oh "

" Oh? "

" I mean oh, were going to have a serious talk about this later "

Emo punches Fuji in the arm lightly.

" Really?, Mom you should be angry. What the hell is this? "

" I can't do this, emo tell Fuji how you really feel "

' what? "

" Okay (y/n) sweetie we have something we have to tell you "

" What is it? "

" The truth is, your father and I got a divorce "

" Divorce?, How long ago? "

" Nine months ago, originally we broke up two years ago "

" Two years ago?!, Why didn't you tell me this "

" We never could find the right moment "

" At Christmas '

" Not perfect, but look you got yourself jewelry "

" Okay, I'm shocked beyond I'm going to leave "

You stand up and walk away.

" (Y/n) wait "

Shisui, emo, and Fuji go and follow you. Leaving the other three.

" Look deidara I'm sorry, I know we haven't been on the best of terms since the breakup "

" Yeah hn "

" It's just it's hard to be friends with you, I think it's better we both have our distance from each other "

" Yeah hn "

" Oh now I remember, Fuji did mention he was Divorce, I'm bearly Remembering  "

(.............................................)

" (Y/n) wait "

" How could you guys not tell me "

" It never was the perfect moment "

" but how could you not "

" Did I tell you of last night's game, the Sandy's won the leaf "

" Aw re-, no we can't just keep talking about just football. You guys got to be honest, you guys always looked happy "

" The truth is, we both just got married young "

" You never even told me the story on how you meet "

" Really?, We meet at a bar "

" I met shisui at a bar "

" Yeah, I mean the only thing we had in common was I wanted kids, your mother wanted kids "

' so, shisui and I have different opinions on kids. But that doesn't mean we're going to break up "

" Look sweetie we didn't know much of each other, fuzu and your mother know each other better "

" Fuzu? "

" Yeah I hooked him and your mother up "

" This isn't how things should be, when I'm older I want to tell my kids the whole story on how I met there father "

" Look were sorry, we promise to tell you the truth from now on. Just don't tell your sister "

" No Mom and Dad, no more secrets '

" We're sorry, but we love shisui "

They smile at you and walk back into the restaurant, and you look at shisui.

" They love me! "

(.............................................)

" Okay we promise no secrets from now on "

" Thank you Mom and Dad "

All four of you are back in the restaurant.

' hey, how's Grandma? She hasn't answer my last couple of calls "

"........."

" No "

" I'm going to go get more juice "

Emo gets up to get more juice, you grip your hair and put your face on the table.

" Great game last night "

" It was "

You lift your head up and give shisui a ' are you serious look '. He put his hands up to say ' chill '.

So, what did you guys think of the first one shot? This was inspired by that one episode in how I met your mother when Robin going to meet Ted's parents and all that bullshit happens. Request are still open for lemons or one shots, I oddly have lots of shisui one shots ideas. I don't know why but I'll be publishing them in here, once there Done. Okay that's all thanks for reading, and I'll see you later author-chan out!
~ pikatachi 🤗