Headcanons #1
Which one does what?
FUGAKU
Who hogs the blanket?:
You, that's why he takes a extra one, which you also hog.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
He cuts your hair, also because last time he did,he regretted letting you cut it. You gave him all might from Boku no hero academia in his tuff firm hair, how you did that? You yourself don't fucken know.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
You're not a morning person, so he does. Since he wakes up early for work.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, since he comes home a bit late, and you always eat half of it in the car, like the fatass you are. * Insert pig noises *
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
You, just to piss him off. It always work, and on bonus you play trap music to get him more angry.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
Him, since he's had a hard day at work. Last thing he wants to do is get in bed and feel fucken crumbs.
Which one is ticklish?:
You, and he doesn't go easy. He'll literally handcuff you down, just to tickle you. Then you kick him in the face, or balls.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You do both since he likes to just hear/watch you, but if he starts to sing you let him.
Which one proposes?:
You, why? Just because and to see his reaction.
MIKOTO
Who hogs the blanket?:
You, but you then let her spoon you, you're the big spoon. Plus you can grope her breast from behind.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
You both, but she mostly cuts your hair. Since she doesn't really cut it, and you like it long.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
Her, you're not a morning person and never will. But if you do wake up early, it's to watch a bomb ass soap opera.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, and you're fatass eats most of it in the car. How she knows, there's sauce on your eyebrows. * Insert pig noises *
Which one likes listening to there music on full volume?:
None, you guys don't like it on full blast.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
Her, she then lectures you on not eating in the bed. You watch/listen to her, while eating cookies in bed.
Which one is ticklish?:
Her, you love to tickle her and watch her squirm around and laugh underneath you. Most of the time it leads to steamy hot sex.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
She sings and you play music, you like her smooth singing voice. You can't ever get enough of it, you sometimes join her.
Which one proposes?:
You, because you always wanted to. Plus her Blushing surprise face was worth it, and so was the sex.
ITACHI
Who hogs the blanket?:
You, and he tries to get some until he sees it's hopeless. You guys then spoon, you're the big spoon.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
He cuts your hair, he loves you but after how you left your friend, he wasn't letting you cut his hair. Spoiler alert you cut their bang, and whenever she put her hair back, she looked like she had a bowl cut. (True story my sister did this to me)
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
Him, like hell you're making coffee in the morning for his bitchass. He can get up and make it yourself, and that's why McDonald's exist.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, he doesn't really like fatty food. Your fatass eats it in the car along with the chicken wings. * Insert pig noises *
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
You, he doesn't like it but when he tries to bring it up. You give him a glare, and he shuts up.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
Him, you don't care for the crumbs but he does. Usually you ignore him and say you'll listen and won't do it again, not even a minute pass and you're eating in bed.
Which one is ticklish?:
Both, you guys are intense and have no mercy. He/you will literally tie/handcuff your/his wrists to the bedframe, and tickle you/him.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You guys do both, sometimes you sing and he plays music. Other times he sings and you play music it's pretty fun, and you both like to sing together and hear the other sing.
Which one proposes?:
You, you propose on the first date for how much you love him. He faints because he thinks it's too soon.
SASUKE
Who hogs the blanket?:
You, and he tries to get some. Which causes you to kick his bitchass off the bed.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
Neither, you wouldn't trust him to cut your hair, and you don't want to touch his. Last time you cut his hair, you made it look like kirishima from Boku no hero academia, when it's up. How the fuck it happened, the world may never know.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
Him, like hell you're making him coffee. He's a grown ass man, and can make it himself, so he's getting his little ass up and making his own coffee.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, he's not picking it up. You eat that bitch in the car, and you're not sharing with him.
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
You don't personally like it full volume, but sasuke dosen't. You turn it up to piss him off, bonus you play trap music to piss him off. Your relationship is complicated you hated him before and you still do, but you love him. It's a love, hate relationship.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
Him, you don't care for them and since miss drama queen, don't like crumbs on the bed. To make him more angry, you eat in bed as he's yelling at you.
Which one is ticklish?:
You, but you don't tell him. Because he dares try to tickle you, you're kicking him in the face, like last time he tried to figure out.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You do both, but when he tries to join you glare at him and say. " It's not a duet ", and somehow he turns it into a, and you let him.
Which one proposes?:
You, like hell your letting him. But you still make him buy you a ring, your excuse was you bought him one.
SHISUI
Who hogs the blanket?:
You both, it's a tug of war all night. Until you both decided to cuddle, and it's nice.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
He cuts your hair, he enjoys to cut your hair he likes how it feels. And you like when he cuts it.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
Your both not morning people, and decided to go to McDonald's instead. Even though you have a coffee maker at home, sitting there.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
Depends who get's off of work early, whoever does eats half of it in the car. When they got home, the other looks at the other and make pig noises. You both fight over the other half. * Fighting pig noises *
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
You both, you like when your in traffic and blast the music to make others angry. You constantly change the song, you rarely finish a song.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
None, you both just ignore it and lay in bed. You guys just thinks it's rocks half the time.
Which one is ticklish?:
Both, when the other tries to tickle the other. The room turns into a war zone, and whoever the best wins.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You guys do both, sometimes he sings and you play music. Sometimes you sing and he plays music, but most of the time it turns into a duet.
Which one proposes?:
You, you love him so much and propose in the stupidest way possible. You both find it romantic, others look at you two confused.
IZUMI
Who hogs the blanket?:
You, she doesn't even try and just puts on thick fluffy pajamas to not fight. But somehow you end up cuddling, your face in her breast.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
She cuts your hair, you don't know how but you'll cut her ends.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
None, you guys don't drink that bullshit in the morning. For you guys are busy watching a soap opera in the morning.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, while driving home you eat the whole thing in the car. She then has to order one, you eat half of that pizza too. * Insert pig noises *
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
None of you guys, it hurts your ears.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
In the beginning of the relationship she did, but after a while she got use to them.
Which one is ticklish?:
Both, when the other wants to tickle the other. The other run for there life, as if a killers following them.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You guys do both, most of the time it turns into a duet and the other dosen't mind.
Which one proposes?:
She does, you were surprised but said yes.
OBITO
Who hogs the blanket?:
You both, it's a tug of war. Which is why you now resort to wearing thick, fluffy pajamas.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
He cuts your hair, he loves you but like hell your touching his hair.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
None you both not morning people, and head to McDonald's instead.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
He does, since when you do you eat half of it in the car. How he could tell, you had sauce on your eyebrows. When he walks in, you both look at each other and began to fight over the pizza. * Fighting pig noises *
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
He does, you really don't mind it.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
None, you guys just put a blanket over the bed until you have to change the sheets.
Which one is ticklish?:
None
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
He mostly sings and you play music, but sometimes you join and it becomes a duet.
Which one proposes?:
He does, you were so happy. He proposes with the ring inside a pizza slice.
MADARA
Who hogs the blanket?:
You do, at first it annoyed him, but then he stopped caring and dealt with it.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
None, you may love each other but you guys aren't letting the other touch there hair.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
He does, you're not a morning person and never will. It angers him, but he's used to it now.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, he doesn't like fatty food, and your good more pizza for you.
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
You, it angers him but he has too much pride to say otherwise.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
Him, you ignore him and continue to eat in bed. Which only causes him to get madder.
Which one is ticklish?:
None
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
You do both, you purposely sing off key to annoy him. It works every time.
Which one proposes?:
You, it made him angry and that's what you were aiming for.
IZUNA
Who hogs the blanket?:
None, you guys cuddle and the blanket stats put on you two.
Which one cuts the others hair?:
He cuts your hair, you wouldn't want to ruin his beautiful long raven hair.
Which one makes the coffee in the morning?:
He does, he knows your not a morning person and respects that.
Which one picks up the pizza?:
You, you eat half of it in the car. He knew you'd do that, so he already order one ahead of time. You eat half of that one too.
Which one likes listing to there music on full volume?:
None, you guys don't like your music loud.
Which one complaints about crumbs on the bed?:
None, if there's crumbs he rather dust off the bed, knowing you wouldn't do it anyways.
Which one is ticklish?:
Both, when the other tickles the other. The room full of laughter, and you both enjoy that.
Which one sings?, And which one plays the music?:
He usually sings and you play music, you enjoy hearing his smooth voice. Sometimes you join and he's happy you do.
Which one proposes?:
He does, he does it in the cutest way possible and you can't help but pull him into a bear hug.
What you think?, I'm now doing Headcanons in here. So leave a Headcanons below and I'll do it, request are still open. I'm out I'll see you guys later, author-chan out bye!
~ pikatachi 🤗
01/22/2020
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