*Present Mic Created a Group Chat*

*Present Mic added 12 Others to the Chat*

*Present Mic changed Group Chat to UA Staff Chat*

*11 People went online*

Midnight: Well this seems to be a very good idea, who gave Zashi permission to create this chat~

Present Mic: Well I'm glad you like it Nem, Nedzu gave me permission to create a Staff Chat so things can be done much more quickly.

Snipe: You were just board grading papers weren't you Mic?

Present Mic: . . . .

Present Mic: yeah

Nedzu: Well I am glad that a member of our faculty thought of bringing this idea up even though his original intention was . . . unprofessional

Recovery Girl: Oh hush, you would have done the same thing but everyone here would have left immediately and I'm not afraid to giving you a good whack with my cane if you used this chat solely for causing chaos.

Snipe: HAHAHAHAHA You just got told my Chiyo, this is hilarious

Nedzu: Snipe do you mind coming to my office, I just finished making this delightful little pop quiz for the students

Snipe: Uhhhh I think I'm fine

Nedzu: You sure, then I can tell Aizaw-

Snipe: ALRIGHT I'M COMING

Powerloader: How did he manage to cut him off during mid text

Snipe: Determination and not willing to die

Nedzu: Snipe

Snipe: I'm coming Nedzu

*Snipe went offline*

Vlad King: Umm I think you have added the wrong number

Present Mic: Oh, your not Vlad

Vlad King: I don't know a Vlad and why did this ancient relic I call a phone have a new chat group?

Midnight: Zashi what was the last four numbers of Vlad's number again?

Present Mic: It was 8135

Present Mic: Why?

Midnight: Because its 8153 not 35 got the last two mixed up.

Present Mic: aahh shoot

Vlad King: Well since I was accidently added, I'm gonna go now. Bye

*Vlad King have left UA Staff Chat*

*Nedzu has added Unknown Number to UA Staff Chat*

Unknown Number: Why you added me back?

Nedzu: Cause you are Interesting

Present Mic: Oh no

Midnight: Not again

Powerloader: CHAOS

Eraserhead: I'M TRYING TO NAP WHY IS MY PHONE BLOWING UP.

Ectoplasm: Back-read

. . . . . . . .

Eraserhead: If a villain attack happens don't get me involve, I'll be napping.

*Eraserhead went offline*

Nedzu: Now may I ask who you are mister Unknown?

Unkown Number: I don't know, when 4 my mother always said to never talk to strangers online, even though I don't agree with here most of the time, she's right about this

Powerloader: Mother?

Present Mic: How old are you?

Unknown Number: well I guess that fine, I just ten yesterday.

Midnight: I smell YOUTH~

Nedzu: How interesting, anything else you wanna add?

Recovery Girl: Nedzu stop pressuring him or else I will whack you.

Unknown Number: Please don't hurt him, even if I don't know who you people are I wouldn't want y'all to get hurt because of me.

Midnight: Names

Unknown Number: What?

Recovery Girl: Ignore her deary, and it's alright. 

Recovery Girl: Sometimes you have to some bad things to make sure that something even worse doesn't happen

Unknown Number: Still I don't like anyone else getting hurt because of me.

Present Mic: So pure

Midnight: ^

Thirteen: ^

Snipe: ^

Powerloader: ^

Lunchrush: ^

Ectoplasm: ^

Cementoss: ^

Nedzu: Well thank you, you are so kind.

Unknown Number: It's alright and by the way what's the name of this group chat.

Present Mic: Oh it's UA Staff Chat

Unknown Number: What?

Powderloader: Is there a problem with that?

Unknown Number: OMG NO

Unkown Number: UA is like the best Hero school around and amazing hero's come from their like All Might, Best Jeanist, and some of the other ones are in this chat.

Unknown Number: aifbhiasuhfsnhugivsidhnuivgsnufios

Snipe: Did we break him Kayama?

Midnight: *Deep Inhale* So much Innocence~

Erasurehead: Nem no

Midnight: Nem YES

Snipe: Ignoring that mess, who are you Unkown?

Unknown Number: Well since this is UA staff, my name name is Izuku Midoriya and I'm 10 year old

Midnight: Can we get a picture of you

Present Mic: Yeah Little Listener, I wanna see who we are most likely going to be talking to for a while.

Unknown Number: Uumm sure?

*Look up top for the Image Izuku Sent*

*Present Mic Changed Unknown Number to Bush Baby*

Bush Baby: Can I ask why this nickname

Snipe: You look like a Innocence baby and those flowers and green air made you look like a bush.

Thirteen: I just got back from teaching class 2-A what to do when a civilian got caught in a roof collapse then saw my phone blew up

Thirteen: What happened?

Powerloader: Back-Read

Nedzu: While Thirteen see's what's going on, I have a question Midoriya

Present Mic: Oh No

Ectoplasm: This can't be good

Bush Baby: Sure and just call me Izuku and what is your question Nedzu?

Nedzu: Do you know who we are as the Staff of UA or our Hero job's?

Nedzu: Why does it say on your medical files that you are quirkless but in the image above I can clear see those flowers are growing out of you?

Erasurehead: Thanks brat, you got the rat curious

Present Mic: SHOU you can't call the baby a brat

Bush Baby: It's alright Present Mic, I know I'm not well liked

Snipe: Well that's concerning

Bush Baby: And to answer your question Nedzu, I know some of the you through their hero works like Present Mic being a daylight hero or Midnight being a Twilight hero but I don't know everyone

Bush Baby: For example like you Nedzu or Hound Dog.

Bush Baby: and the quirk description part is because my quirk is trauma induced quirk and only had it for like a week so far and haven't upgraded my quirk status yet.

Erasurehead: So practically, you were quirkless for 6 years basically

Thirteen: OMG YOU ARE ADORABLE, and an't the statistics on quirkless people only 20% of the world population.

Nedzu: To be more accurate, 20% of the world population is quirkless, 16% are the older generation of people. 4 % of the quirkless population is in the newer generation with 76% of the newer generation not making it to the age of 14 either by suicide or murder but mostly the latter.

Nedzu: The one that do make it past the age of 14 are condemned to the life either of a criminal, homeless, or being forced to stay home and being treated like their made of glass.

Recover Girl: Is this true @Bush Baby deary?

Snipe: OH crap, hear comes Recover Girls

Bush Baby: . . . . . .

Present Mic: Well changing topics cause that can of worms is depressing 

Present Mic: What kind of trauma happened that caused for you to manifest.

Bush Baby: Oh

Bush Baby: It happened while I was reading a book about herbal plants, and someone attack me behind and ended up stabbing me in the abdomen

Bush Baby: Funny enough, only the quirkless people can have an abdomen, anyway while I was bleeding to death on the ground, I happened to have the booked opened to the paged of the Golden Duck

Bush Baby: Known fact of the Golden Duck, it is one of the many medical plants that can help slowdown hemorrhage so they don't continue to bleed at the same pace, anyways while I am wishing I could slow down the bleeding, the same plant fell out of my head and I just stared at it for a while.

Bush Baby: When I finally notice it was the same plant that can help me, I shoved that plant in my mouth so that I can chew on it to turn it into a paste like substance to cover my stab wound cause I can't apply it on the wound as it is.

Bush Baby: I couldn't remember what happened afterword's cause I think I ended up passing out either due to the blood loss or the pain

Bush Baby: Which is strange since I have abnormally high pain tolerance

Bush Baby: Anyways I woke up after some time and went home only later when I went into my house bathroom that I had more of those plants in my hair and that is the story of how I got my quirk :)

Snipe: . . . . .

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Powerloader: . . . . . . . .

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Hound Dog: . . . . . . .

Midnight: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK