Andrew Jackson once had a pet parrot during his presidency and taught it how to swear and curse but when he died the parrot had to be removed because it kept swearing nonstop.

I'm still wondering how it went though maybe like this?

Johnson: DAMNIT SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS BITCH CUNT!!!!!

Polly: *Sqwack* Bitch *Squack* Fuck

Johnson:  ....My goodness I taught my parrot how to curse this is an extraordinary discovery I shall teach my bird more these words now!

Polly: Fuck

Years later at the funeral

Priest: Here lies a piece of shit who didn't listen to any of the judicial system and sent the Indians on their way which many of them died trying to get to new land and-

Polly: *Sqwack* Shit *Squack* Bitch *Squack*

Priest: ....as I was saying he was also a bad president and-

Polly: Pussy *Squack* cunt

Priest: Get the fucking parrot out of here

Polly: Fucking Bitch

Priest 2: *takes Polly out the funeral*

(I bet he's rolling around in his grave regretting it)