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1 year after Infinity War

Peter was excited for Halloween this year. Why? Simple. The city had organized a gigantic party for the entire neighborhood of Queens. Everybody was allowed to come and the entrance price was only 50 dollars. Weeks before the party, Ned, MJ and Peter had been planning their Halloween and decided to go with Ned's idea. They had been working on their suits as much as they could.

MJ was a perfect princess Leia. She crawled easily into the skin of the space princess and her costume was beautiful and realistic. Peter had made her a super realistic gun which shot non harmful lazerblasts.

Ned was debating between chewie and Luke Skywalker but he chose for Darth Vader in the end. He said he always wanted to be an evil, not evil character. Peter and Ned had worked hours on the helmet to make it sound like the real thing. Peter had surprised Ned with a real life non lethal lightsaber. Ned was over the moon.

Peter himself went as Han Solo, he's absolute most favorite character in the entire Starwars world. The costume was the same as the original. The details were all spot on. He made himself a gun as well and he had practiced the iconic smile.

The finishing touch was definitely the realistic but small version of R2-D2 that followed Peter around. Tony had given him this as a surprise after he saw how dedicated the trio was to their costumes. (Peter had squeeled when Tony gave it to him and jumped on Tony with a hug. When he finally realized what he was doing he jumped as far away as he could muttering embarrassed sorrys a gazillion times. Tony had saved the moment in his Personal Spiderson file)

In short, they were ready for the party.

The hall was nicely decorated. There were bat's, pumpkins, firefly lampions, spiderweb (which Ned couldn't help but point out saying that Spiderman had helped them decorate. Peter had rolled his eyes at that), a lamp that looked like a full moon with clouds around it and so much more.

When the trio arrived the Party was already going steady. Many guests marveled about their costumes and the R2-D2. Proudly the trip worked their way to some familiar faces.

As expected, most people were dressed like their favorite hero. Peter could even see a few dressed like Spiderman which made him feel giddy and honored.

An old man with white hair and glasses walked to the trio. He was wearing a Spiderman tie which was totally ausomne. (Ned might or might not have said that Peter should buy one for Tony. MJ had agreed.) he complimented the trio with their costumes. They had a small talk before the old man walked off.

Suddenly someone screamed. Peter was immediately on high alert and everybody got quiet. Then a soft chanting of omg was heard. Everybody moved to watch what happened. In the middle of the hall stood a girl wearing a white wolf/winter soldier outfit and she was not screaming but squeeling.
She pointed towards the guests that just entered and then there was a lot more noise.

People asked for autographs and pictures and some girls even fainted. Tony just laughed it off. The avengers who all stood there in full glory just mingled with the other party guest and soon the Party was even more thriving.

"Peter, this is so ausomne!" Ned fangirled. He looked like he was going to jump all over the place. MJ even seemed overwhelmed.
"That was Natasha Fucking Romanov." Peter just grinned at her. Then he seemed to realize something and the grin turned into a scowl. He growled.
"Three guesses why they're here." He muttered.
"Emberassment and total annihilation?" MJ smirked. Peter groaned in response.

~~

Flash was excited for tonight. He had overheard a conversation betwoon Peter and Ned and found out what Peter was deadly scared of. He worked hours on his costume and he couldn't wait to see Peter's face, to see him pale and afraid. After all, Halloween is made to scare people. The evening before the party he added this finishing touches and proudly he looked over his work. He was sure Peter would be deadly afraid.

Flash felt giddy all day. And when the evening finally arrived he basically jumped in his suit. He put his mask on and grinned into the mirror. He did finger guns to himself before strolling to the car where he waited for his dad. His dad slowly walked towards the car. He raised his eyebrow at Flash' costume.
"Are you sure you want to go in That?" His father asked. Flash felt vaguely insulted before nodded, feeling a smile crawling into his features just thinking about his plan.

"Not your favorite made for you Spiderman fan costume?"
Flash flashed red.
"No dad, I'm sure."

Finally his dad started driving towards the city hall. Before Flash left the car his dad wished him a good evening. He told Flash that he would be here by one in the morning before he drove off.

Flash grinned evily and strolled to the entrance. This evening was going to be perfect. When he entered he saw that many guests turned to look at him. Gladly he soaked in the attention before scanning the room for Parker. When he finally saw Parker he scoffed. Ofcourse the nerd was dressed in some star... Something character. He wondered if Parker could be anymore of a lozer before making his way towards him. When Parker turned around Flash saw self-satisfied that he paled. He grinned widely. And then his grin slowly faded away.

~~

Peter had a fun time with Ned and MJ. There was great punch and the music was amazing. Even the Avengers hadn't bothered him yet. Suddenly he felt his hairs rise and his Spidey sence tingled. He turned around and paled.

Ned shook him worried.
"Peter?" Peter shook and his eyes widened. He began shivering slightly.
"Th.. Th... Thanos...." Peter whispered.

A flash-back threatened to take over before something else caught Peter's eye.

Thanos' face was a very interesting shade of fusha, not purple as before.
More and more details caught his eye and he started laughing. Thanos' face was a perfect rectangle and made of carton. There was no volume or anything, just a flat face. Then he noticed that Thanos didn't have the muscle he remembered, he even had a belly, a fat belly. The gauntlet was a golden glove and the stones had the wrong colour... All over... The outfit was hilarious. The chest was made to broad that he looked like a legoman and he didn't add the hight. Thanos was almost as tall as Peter himself.

He couldn't hold it back anymore and he burst out laughing. He started laughing so hard that people started to turn around, that he attracted attention. He was hiccuping and he had tears in his eyes but he didn't care the view was so dam funny.

The Thanos took what was supposed to be threatening steps towards him but it looked so silly. Like Thanos was trying to avoid stepping on a kitten.

"What the hell Penis, why are you laughing? I overheard that Thanos was your biggest fear, why aren't you scared?"

At this Peter laughed even more. It was Flash in this silly suit.
"I'm sorry." he said, trying to breath.
"But the suit..." He started laughing again, this time MJ and Ned started laughing along.

"You're supposed to be scared, deadly afraid! Penis! You we're supposed to scream."

Suddenly Tony and Natasha stood in front of Peter and Bucky stood next to him.
"What did you call him?" Natasha asked threatening him. Flash gulped.
The avengers turned to Peter to ask him a question but they saw Peter was still basically rolling in the floor laughing.

"Imagine fighting Thanos when he looks like this..." Peter managed to say. The avengers glanced at Flash before all grinning themselves. A few, like Clint, burst out laughing as well.

"Penis, pay attention to me. Why aren't you afraid?" The avengers stilled laughed so MJ took her place

"Next time, make sure your suit looks like the real thing instead of a Lego made purple grape."

"Come, let's go get some drinks." Ned proposed. MJ and Peter followed him. R2-D2 beeping happily.
"Yeah, this was a boring conversation anyway."

With these words the trio started laughing again and this night would be remembered as that night that a starwars quote ruined the grape man. That night that starwars saved the world.

See you next time.