you thought I was kidding? ha
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hi hi it is I burrito ready to pay my debts

gotta admit i'm a little late for the party

Chapter ten - cheating baes & crying gays

So, I had a suggestion that is in a finished chapter, but I'm not sure wheter to post it or not, because the chapter overall - directed to abusive relationships and twin brothers - it's a little too offensive. Therefore, I'm gonna roll with this until I make up my mind.

Okay. So. I'm gonna keep it short with the cheating because I want to focus more on gay ffs than the cheating.

Oh, cheating. Honestly I'm so lazy to write about it because I'm 70000% done with it in prologues. Like, is there no way to start a goddamn story except Carolina walking on John Cena cheating on her? Well, okay, let's say he cheated whatever and that starts to make Carolina insecure about herself. Or afraid of being cheated on again, therefore not trusting men anymore and stuff.

As long as it gives her some depth, okay, do it.

But if the next chapter she kisses Dean.

Good

Bye.

And that's all because I'm really done with the subject and y'all need an update ASAP.

So, wanna know why I posted so late, to be honest? I'm this close to publishing that fanfic and I wanted to shamelessly promote it here lol because more people are reading this than following me, so yeah. But then I was like screw it Imma do it in another chapter.

Alright. Let's state the main problem now.

Recently I've gone really deep into the gay tag - and let me tell you - it's magical.

However, there are some things that bother the everlasting fuck out of me, and that's what I'll vent off about in this magical day.

1.) One of the MC's acting constantly like a teenage girl on her period who ran out of oreos.

like can you please stop

He's always crying for the most basic shit, runs away, gets upset 21/1.

But has Your Nastiness seen a gay guy in real life? Nah.

A gay guy is a simple guy who likes to get it with people of the same sex. Just because he is gay doesn't mean that he cries about everything and needs constant protection. Jeez.

2.) One of the guys is always bullied/ beaten up half to death but there's the other MC ready to save him 24/7 !!!!!!!

"Please, stop!" Seth screamed as a random brainless jock that you never heard of stomped on his glasses.

"Or what, faggot? Whatcha' gonna do?" the jock mocked before delivering a nasty blow to Seth's jaw.

The jock continued hitting Seth, who did nothing but stand there and cry, suicidal thoughts running through his head. Was such a sin that he was gay? He was still a human but the rest of the world saw him as something else. And it wasn't like he was asking for pity or people to support him, he knew that this world is full of judgemental people, but in those sleepless nights, where guiltness would wash over his body, only he knew how desperatly he needed a gentle touch or a sweet nothing whispered in his his ear. But he also knew that it could never happen. He was just a sin trapped in a human body.

Or at least, they made him believe he was.

whoops soz i got a little carried away

And as hits were aimed in his direction, he gave up. There was no point in screaming for help, as he was used to everytime this would happen, they made him believe every white lie they told, and in that moment he decided to let the pain end.

"What, aren't you gonna scream for help, fag-"

But his words were cut by a DIDDLY DARN punch to the jaw that made him Kevin Owens' initials, and soon after Seth felt two strong arms wrap around him. two strong arms what a surpreys

"Are you okay?" He looked up and was met by a stranger with dirty blonde hair.

And suddenly, Seth starts crying.

"I diddly darn don't understand why everyone is picking on me, I'm a WWE superstar after all."

and basically Dean the bean comforts Seth and hears his life story bc why not tell ur life story to a random hoe (check chapter - wait what was the one with life stories again?)

and then Dean pops out da question, which leads me to number three.

3.) "Oh Seth, I'm sorry for what happened to you. Would you like to move in with me?"

THIS.

OH MY GOD THIS.

ok dude i'm always an emotional slut for ambreigns/ambrollins (honestly i can't stand rolleigns and believe me i have no idea why) but when you do that you kill all my mood

hoe like how tf i literally have no words for this that mad it makes me

like he could steal ur money

steal your ass

steal your dog's ass

steal his own ass

and the great state of texas ( ;) )

how are we supposed to know?

And the oh-so-basic answer: "New phone, who dis?!"

ha ha ha ha

haha

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got you so good ha ha ha ha ah

ha ha ha

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....

ANYWAYS

and his oh-so basic answer: "Oh Dean I couldn't I don't wanna disturb ur magical ass."

Honestly Seth you're so last year modesty isn't cool anymore so just say yes.

"Oh soz Paigey, my mistake. Of course I'll move in with you Dean. You better have beer and lube or else I ain't moving with you. You know, one for me to drink and the other for you to put in my ass before you're fucking me."

"Okay, first, who's Paigey? Second, why do you assume that I'm gonna fuck you? And third, WHO THE FUCK PUTS BEER IN THEIR ASS? Ew. People these days are so nasty."

"Well because you asked me to move in with you. Like... das gay, dude. So I assumed that you'll be fucking me."

"Oh, well now that you mentioned it ... alright." Dean said, starting a wrestling match with Seth's tongue. He quickly gained the dominance, and-

Ew, you guys. Ew. Like... das gross. Who starts a wrestling match these days? like... das even more gay.

"Shut up Paige, it's with our tongues so it doesn't count." Dean said. "Oh, now I get you Sethie."

Still, ew. Are you guys gay or something?

Actually, save it. Let's move to the next point.

"So bossy..." Seth muttered with Dean's tongue in his mouth.

4.) Roman is always top. Even if he's getting it with Jabba The Hut, King Kong, or Brock.

from pokemon haha got you so good

5.) Seth is a virgin most of the time, but when Dean inserts his chicken wing in him he's totes okay.

Like I'm totes okay clicking "no" when wattpad asks me if I want to add that story into my library.

6.) One of them is always cutting, and it's either Seth or Dean.

Goddamn Roman you emotionless superhuman fucker. Always here to save them and fuck them later. Leave some to us too jeez.

7.) You know what, I just got to the conclusion that Seth is basically the One Direction fanfic teenage girl that needs to be 'fixed' or some shit. The only gay fanfic I've read where Seth was acting like a normal - although he is very confused with his feelings and shit- person is Spin The Bottle. It's actually really good. And it's Ambrollins, so therefore I'm an emotional slut for it.

But you don't know that from me.

8.) One of the MC's being abused. DUDE. Like yeah whatever I'm not saying that everyone in the story has to be supportive and shit, but like... give them a break with all these beatings.

9.) When the author writes stories with low-quality wannabe kinky books and call them BDSM. Dude. And now I'm not talking only about gay fanfics.

This shit gets me so much. And not even in the good way.

Like I was reading this fanfic, and man I was all like ?????? is that supposed to turn me on or something????

Literally. These two dudes were beating this guy who quickly became my baby angel, fucking him tied up and all that shit. I swear I was feeling so sorry for him and was cringing everytime something bad was happening to him. He wasn't even allowed to talk to other people.

You know, there's this thing in BDSM called CONSENT. If the guy/girl in the book is getting fucked and he/she didn't give his/her consent, it's goddamn RAPE. And if you write about people getting raped, you're goddamn sick. Let me make something clear for you.

If you think BDSM is just about handcuffs and people getting spanked, you are just uneducated towards the subject.

If you write a book where someone is getting beaten up and handcuffed and call it BDSM, you're just plain stupid.

Remember like six chapters ago I was asking why would someone write Daddy Dean fanfics? And said get out of here One Direction? That's what annoys me about the One Direction fandom. Some people there can be so stupid it never fails to amaze me.

If you never read those daddy fanfics:
1. Don't start now
2. Basically all of them have the same plot. Innocent underage girl meets Harry Styles, he kidnaps her and makes her call him daddy, and spanks her 24/7. But never gives her aftercare. Fuck you Harry, seriously.

And those fanfics are so goddamn unaccurate and stupid that just seeing one of them in our fandom makes me sick.

EDUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING. If you won't write a book in a foreign language you never learned, why would you write one about a subject that you don't know anything about? You will seem just disrespectful and stupid. The reason why no one tells those 'directioners' that they are stupid is that the BDSM community on wattpad are so sick of their shit they don't even bother anymore.

If you are wondering, yes, I am a kinky piece of shit, my vanilla babe.

And if you are wondering why this chapter is so short, well, cliche or not, gay stories are genetically superior to our poor straight madness. And wheter your story is good or not, there's always one canadian with gay one-shots that will be higher on the awesomeness scale. But you'll get used to it, it's just a fact of the Universe.

Of course, unless it's not Rolleigns.