I am absolutely rendered speechless because I am so imbued with shock and awe at this moment. 2. Thousand. Reads. TWO. THOUSAND. READS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WKDJFJDJJSIWOEJEJEJEOEDJTSJEJDKVJFDJWKIEISIFURURHHJEO!EDRJE"'?JKSDWIBDBR!SKEHRNDOEJSHENDKPSHEHSHDDBWSHUXIENBDJDJKEPEODJRIW,.'UJEKEJJEXJDJJEIDJDJEJEHEJWJJWJEJEKDDIW'JRIDIEHBRJXISUEHDNISIDHWBRJFIUWHEBRKDIDEBENKRIRHDHSH. Sorry, had a little fangirl spasm there. *coughs* So anyway, two THOUSAND reads?!!!! I am going insane! My mind is playing tricks on me! I can't believe this! One day in June I'm like, lalala, I'll just write something I keep reading, and now on freaking July 14th (I think) I have TWO THOUSAND READS!!!! *dies* *revives* Okay! I'm good now! I am going craaaaaazy! But I have a simple request to make. First person to comment on my new book "My Wattpad Pony: Reading is Magic" will get their character in. Yes, it's a pony. Good luck! *dies* *says with dying breath, "I'll revive eventually!"

Keep calm and keep teleporting!
- Ender-Moonstone