[If someone kidnap at baby TxT and their parents BTS to the rescue]

Kidnapper: Hello, is this Namjoon?

RM: Who the hell is this?

Jhope: Is that your new flavor of the month?

RM: No, hyung! I don't have any flavor of the month! You know that I only love peaches and cream sweeter than sweet chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings!

Jhope: Nan pi ttam nunmul? *shook his head* Then, who the hell is that? *while grabbing the phone.* Who's this?

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Jhope: I don't have a son! I hate this snakeu~

*then RM grabbed the phone*

RM: I don't have a son———

Kidnapper: He's touching my stomach for the whole 30 minutes and he said that his dad love crabs!

RM: He is my Son! Kai, are you okay? Daddy will buy you dolphins and penguins after I give lesson to this bastard!

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Kidnapper: Hello, is this Mr. Jeon?

Jungkook: Yes, who's this?

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Jungkook: What! Who is the mother?

Kidnapper: I don't know. Is that even my problem, Mr. International Playboy?

Jungkook: Then, describe my son.

Kidnapper: He looks like a bunny while eating some bread.

Jungkook: Soobin! Son? Dad's going to get you. I will buy you some almond milk just don't cry!

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Kidnapper: Is this Seok Jin?

Jin: If you are talking about the Worldwide Handsome yes it is——but first, what did the ocean said to the other ocean?

Kidnapper: I'm not calling you for dad jokes———

Jin: Nothing, just wave!

Jin: Now, what are we talking about?

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Jin: Huh?

Kidnapper: Your son that looking at the mirror while praising his self.

Jin: Taehyun? That's my son! If you ever hurt Taehyunie, my punch is waving at you too!

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Kidnapper: Is this Mr. Park?

Jimin: Who's this? *while having an angel voice*

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Jimin: What? I don't believe you.

Kidnapper: Well... he is too much pretty boy and saying "waeng waeng waeng!" for the whole thirty minutes!

Jimin: WTF! Son, Beomgyu... where are you? How much money do you want or do you want me to perform Serendipity?

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Kidnapper: Hello?

Taehyung: Hyung, try to move, you are not a rock!

Suga: ...

Taehyung: Sh!t down, Yeontan. Someone's calling me! Who's this?

Kidnapper: I have your son.

Taehyung: Where are you? What planet?

Kidnapper: What? Are you kidding me? I have your son!

Taehyung: Son? I don't believe you! He is at the planet Six Aces right now!

Kidnapper: You don't believe this but my fellow kidnappers laughing right now for his dad jokes! He has a habit of nose crunch——

Taehyung: What planet are you? Give me back my son Yeonjun! I will buy you Gucci. Just give me back my son!

One of my favorite scenarios. I don't know but I was laughing while doing this. I was typing for 30 mins. because I can't stop myself 😆

But please Bang Pd-nim, drop the fandom name. We are having Twelvephobia because of Bighit.

I know, some of you is also an Army that's why we're having Twelvephobia times two! After this week, Idk who's my bias is. I'm sorry Kim Taehyung. RM's spell 😆

My happiness 💜