The invasion of earth, if you could call it that, was a quiet affair. No giant saucers appeared hovering over our major cities. No army of tentacled aliens marched down Main Street melting our flesh with their ray guns. No hoard of unthinking insectoids overwhelmed our armies and ate our brains. The enemy were far too intelligent for that kind of nonsense.

Of course it helped that they looked like us, and not just in a perfunctory manor. In fact they looked more like us than we did. They not only had the correct number of arms, legs and eyes in exactly the right locations but they had all the traits most humans strive for. They were tall and lean, well proportioned, muscular and lithe. Most of all they were beautiful with piercing eyes and long lashes. Think flowing hair, chiseled features and perfect teeth. Think Super Model-Olympian-Movie Stars. There were no fat or unattractive invaders... they were, for lack of a better word, perfect.