hhhOOOOO BOYYYYY!!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN.. I COULD BE WRITING THE OTHER BOOK BUT YA KNOW. Neil cicierega..

ANYWAYS, HERE'S YOUR JUICE BROSKIS.

NEIL'S POV.

I stood in front of the alleyway, standing so proudly as if I was going to war. Deciding it was time to go.. I began.

I venture out into the alleyway which was AWFULLY DARK and SCARY, but would be worth it in the end. ID DO ANYTHING to caress this man's pecs- I mean save this man because I'm neil!! I am a God cause I made a kid sho- anyways I continued going deeper into the alleyway like the unafraid bitch I am.

Glancing around, deeper into the alley way I could see Something Glowing an orange hue. It was dim and almost barely noticeable, BUT THE GLASSES I PUT ON TODAY WERE A M A Z I N G. I made my way towards the glowing color in the back of the alleyway, REALLY COOL WIG still flowing in the nonexistent wind.

That's when I saw him..

In the dim light coming from the street.. behind me.. I SAW THE HOT MAN AUUUUGHH MUSCLES!!!!! OOOHOOHOOHOH!!!

I could feel my own muscles inboluntarily flexing once again as I inched closer to the sleeping man. I began reaching out to touch his abs but quickly stopped myself.. I HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I HAVE SAVE THIS MAN!! THEN MAYBE.. JUST MAYBE.. IF I ASKED NICELY.. HE'D LET ME TOU-

The bomb head man began shifting around in his sleep as if he was going to wake up.

I MEAN... AT LEAST HE CAN WAKE UP TO ME AND NOT SOME WEIRD COTTON BALL.

I put a hand on my hip and tapped my chin in a thinking matter. He could either wake up and I gain his trust ORR I could try picking him up.

BUT IF I TOOK HIM HOME WITHOUT CONSENT THATS KIDNAPPING AND HE MIGHT KILL ME IN MY SLEEP?? Neil cicierega can't die by the w-

My thoughts were cut off by the man groaning and getting up.
"what happened.." He mumbled to himself, not noticing NEEIILL CICIEREGA standing in front of him.

He slowly opened his eyes and flinched.
It seemed to take him a few seconds to process me, the hot guy, standing in front of him.
"You..again?.." He questioned, pressing his body into the wall more as if to stay away from me.

"YEAH AND WHAT ABOUT IT? I'm here to help you, and if you don't want that I'll just leave." I rolled my eyes, very HOT AND SASSY. MHM. TELL HIM NEIL!!
His eyes went wide and his face flushed a dim orange.

"Help me..? But you don't even know my sto-" "You're running from the soft fuzzy man! He was walking your way and DAMN is he hot." I bit my lip making him a little uncomfortable.

"But my creators said don't go home with strangers" He pouted.
"I have pizza and this SUPER RAD SODA call hip hop cherry pop." I smirked a little.
"Deal." He almost instantly agreed and stood up.
"Great! I'll appreciate the company.." I pulled him along.

MAN.. I WAS SO LONELY AT MY HOUSE.. ID NEVER "LET THE MELODY FAKE ME OUT" THOUGH. NOW THIS BOMB MAN IS AROUND WE CAN GET MARRIED!!  This guy sounds like a singer so maybe he'll help me write some songs during his stay hahahhahah free clout.

ANYWHOO, I TOOK THE MAN TO MY TRUCK!! I had Two Trucks but this one was my personal favorite.. DONT TELL HIS BOYFRIEND THOUGH.

Bomber boy looked a little confused by the site and why this vehicle was so big cause I'm a mind reader!! He fit perfectly in it too, being so tall n all.

"So.. what is this that we're in? I always see them but thought it was just a bigger car"
"Its a truck. Sometimes it likes to have sex with the other truck I have. Just two trucks.. Makin love, am I right?" I lean into the seat with a smug expression.

"Yeah but what's se-"
"MOVING ON!! WE'RE ALMOST TO MY HOUSE SHAWTY!!!" I cut him off and make a sharp turn into the drive way, accidentally crashing into my other truck.

WHATEVER. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!!

Getting out the car and almost busting my ass on the concrete cause the truck is  H U G E, I made my way over to the entrance of my house!! Bomb man following behind me and fidgeting with his fingers like an uwu shy me kawaii person.(🥺👉👈)

"So.. Where's the food a-"
"WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE HOUSE YET STOP!!"

TO BE CONTINUED.

I'm gonna make this book so unbelievably crack, you'll wish you had what I was on in the making of this. ILL NEVER TELL YOUU!!!

idk how to draw trucks SO UH YEAH!!