I sure hope this doesn't become the next sans x nagito!! aahaha! 😏😳🤫
I SAID ID DO IT ON THE STREAM!!
IM PLAST1C_B3ACH ON INSTAGRAM IF YOU'RE FROM THE STREAM TOO LOL(haha plastic bitch im so funny and original)
whitty and Neil cicierega are both 20 in this book

anyways onto the book!!!
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Neil's pov.

It was a Wednesday evening and I was walking from the wig store. I recently just bought A REALLY COOOL WIIIG that I saw in my dream last night. It was a yellow and red color and matched my SUPER SECRET FURSONA, LEMON DEMON.(LEMON OUTTA HELL!!!!!*busts down*)

"OH MY GOD IS THAT NEIL CICIEREGA??? AUTOGRAPH??" A random bunny with sunglasses(c.s.b) ran up to me, tugging on my shirt sleeve.
"Only for your credit card information." I said with a smug look on my face. I was obviously joking but this lil man started giving me the numbers.
"WAIT NO I WAS JOKING, STOP" I began running away.

As I was running, I passed by a man with M A S S I V E   P E C S hiding out in a shady alley way.
"Woah dude.. SWEET BOD!!!" I shouted to him with a thumbs up making the tall man flinch. He looked at me awkwardly, eyes widen a bit.

"oh my god... isn't this that neil cicierega guy..?" I heard him mumble under his breath. Seems like he heard of me!
"INDEED IT IS!! WANT ME TO SIGN YOUR ABS- I MEAN YOUR..... HOODIE?" I questioned, hands on my hips in a very sassy manner.

The tall bomb man frantically looked around before running deeper into the alley way, for I was obviously way too sassy for him..

"Tch. Rude much? Didn't even complement my gangsta ass wig!!" I face palm, shaking my head in disappointment. Whatever.

I began walking again.

I was supposed to be meeting someone at the most FAMOUS pizza place in the city.

Pizza heros.

It was some shitty ass restaurant with basic pizza made all from store bought items. ANYONE COULD MAKE THIS PIZZA THE DAMN RECIPE WASN'T SPECIAL, but we all loved it.. PLUS it was under MY NAME AND SUPPORTING M Y BRAND!!

ANYWHO, person I was meeting was some super hot dilf man!! He too was a demon.. thing. SUPER HOT THOUGH LOL!!

I was nearing the pizza place, brodyquest blasting in my tangled ass headphones that weren't even in my ears cause I never put them in.. it was just loud.

Just as I was about to go in, I passed by some cloud head guy...

THE SOFT FUZZY MAN?!??(soft fuzzy man is about a cloud man btw, just thought I'd point that out)
FROM THE SONG BY LEMON DEMON?!?!

OHHHHH MYYYGOO- oh wait that's me.

Duh..

I left the soft fuzzy man alone for now, but something totally gave me the feeling that his name was updyke and he was after that HOT BOMB MAN in alleyway.

Idk how I knew, just a guess!! Im neil cicierega I know everything!!

I took a step into the pizza place, looking around for that dilf man. As soon as I noticed him, he waved me over.

"So Neil. What did you need to discuss with me hm?" He said in his raspy ass voice as I began taking a seat. Man sure did need a glass of water, when are we gonna order? Shit!!

"Well I wanted to point out the fact that yall totally copied and stole my fursonas whole design. I'm the original owner of the lemon demons and you totally fucking stole it you shit bag like what the absolute fuck is wrong with yall you even gave him a voice that sounded exactly like mine and I'm not exactly happy about it my sona's species is closed meaning you can't make another lemon headed character they look very alike and I request that you get rid of it immediately." I go off on the dilf man.

"Um neil.. the monster isn't really an original ch-" "I don't give a shit! I refuse to believe another character exists going under my name and everything!!!" I pointed at the man angrily. He started to sweat.
"B-but nei-" "KILL IT!!" I yelled at him.
"He can't di-"
"hi can we take your order? We only have pepperoni pizza so want that?" The dude said, dressing in a cool ass waiter outfit.

"Actually? I think I'll take pepperoni pizza!" I smiled nicely as if i didn't just yell at this dilf.
"I'll take pineapple"
"Ok lol" the waiter said and walked away. I cringed at dilf..

"You know what? We're getting a divorce. Fuck you, you're paying. Bye." I stood up, walking out like the sexy bitch I am.

I started walking down the sidewalk, my really cool wig flowing in the wind.

THATS WHEN I REALIZED. THAT HOT BOMB MAN FROM THE ALLEYWAY WAS REALLY HOT?!?!? AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GO FIND HIM CAUSE HE'S TOTALLY SLEEPING IN THE ALLEY WAY LIKE IN THE OTHER BOOK!! I SHOULD PROLLY KIDNAP HIM BUT I DONT HAVE A CAR...

I did have a massive truck though😏

so I began my journey of finding that man with the MASSIVE.. MASSIVE MUSCLES. I COULD FEEL MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEXING!!!

there's the first part... I plan on making it super shitty at first then it randomly gets good CAUSE THIS BOOK IS A J O K E

WOW. NEIL CICIEREGA X WHITTY.. IS IT CANON????🙏