Today, you were watching Tari play a game.

Y/N: What are you playing again?

Tari: Oh, I'm playing this!

Y/N: Ah..an interesting game.

Tari: Yea! You get to play as this cute little bear!

Y/N: Yea..cute..

You start to get old flashbacks...

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Mario: Where's my spaghetti?!

Y/N: Damn it Mario! For the last time! It's a pizzeria!

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Tari: Are you ok Y/N?..

She snapped her fingers to gain your attention.

Y/N: Huh? What?- Oh, no I'm ok thanks.

Tari: What were you thinking about?

Y/N: Just..things before I met you, Melony and the others. Back when it was just me, Mario, Toad, SMG4 and Luigi.

Tari: Oh! That's nice, the old days of..what was it called again?

Y/N: It's called Retarded64.

Tari: Yea! That!

She giggled.

Tari: You should tell Melony those stories, she'd love to hear them!

Y/N: You know what. That's actually a good idea, thanks for the suggestion Tari.

Tari: Of course!

She smiled and went back to gaming.

Y/N: Wait, where's Melony at again-

You then completely forgot she was asleep the whole time on your lap. You smiled kindly and caress her cheek, making her smile.

Melony: Hi~

She giggled quietly, making you smile.

Y/N: Hey Melony..

She kissed you on the cheek and gets up, letting out a cute little yawn.

Melony: What time is it?

Y/N: It is now..

You check the clock on the wall.

Y/N: 2:25 PM.

Melony: Oh..

Her stomach growled, causing her to blush and for Tari to giggle.

Melony: S-So..what's for dinner?

Y/N: Well, we could have Skully cook us-

Right when you said that, your boney friend came in with bandages over his hands.

Skully: Hey..

Y/N: Hey- Whoa..what happened?!

Skully: Bob..he smashed my damn fingers into the door!

Tari: Oh my..are you ok?..

Melony: That looks painful!

Skully: It's fine, really..I just can't cook until they heal.

Melony then pouted sadly.

Skully: What's wrong?

Y/N: Oh, I told her you could cook us some dinner, she's hungry..

Skully: Ah, I'm sorry.. perhaps there's an alternative solution for your hunger.

He goes to grab his phone but drops it by accident, he looked at his bandages and groans in frustration.

Skully: Just great..Y/N..can you please pick the phone up?..

Y/N: Sure thing.

You do so and hold it up to him.

Skully: Thank you.

He taps on the buttons and dials it up.

Skully: Okay, hold it up to my ear.

You do so and it began to ring..

Skully: Hey, can we get an order of a large pepperoni pizza with uhhh..

He whispered to you.

Skully: What would you like?

Y/N: Hmmm, maybe I'll take the (Your favorite drink here)

Skully: Great choice. Can I get the (Your favorite drink here) and, Melony? Tari? What about you two?

Tari: I would love the Iced tea!

Melony: I'll take a water! But hold the melon.

Skully: Okay, iced tea and a water, but hold the melon.

You chuckle, making the girls giggle and Skully smirk.

Skully: And- Yea..I said that..I know I am..yes, that's all..okay, yeah..this will be in cash..okay, bye.

You hang up for him.

Skully: Boom, ordered. Should be arriving here in 10 minutes.

Melony: What?! But my stomach can't wait that long..

Tari: Oh, cheer up Melony! I'm sure there's a way to keep your mind off the hunger!

Melony: Yeah..maybe..

Y/N: Ever played a video game before Melony?

Melony shook her head.

Melony: No..

Tari was in complete shock.

Tari: What?!

Melony: I didn't have hands before..I was just a little oval of fruit..with Meggy's hat.

Y/N: Oh we knew that.

Tari: Well I'm gonna show you what a video game is! Sit tight and don't move!

She went to get her controllers.

Melony: What's a video game?

Y/N: Just a way of avoiding chores and having fun. You'll see what I mean.

Skully: Yeah, unless your parents call you down during the unpausable part of online games..

Y/N: That's the worst thing..

Skully: Tell me about it-

Beta: Swear to god you fucker!!!

Mario was seen flying across the room.

Mario: Owie..

Skully: Mario?

Y/N: Beta!

Beta: What?!

He looked pissed.

Y/N: Why are you so pissed?

Beta: Cause fatass over here decided to hump spaghetti in my bed!

Tari: Ewww!!

Melony: Bleh..

Y/N: Okay then...

Skully: Mario, what the hell is wrong with you?

Mario: I dunno.

Beta: Ugh, never mind. Got the Barry guy to sleep..wasn't hard..considering it's like a Melony Junior.

Y/N: Good..good..

Beta: So what are you guys up to?..

Skully: Waiting on pizza.

Beta: Pizza?..What kind of pizza?

Tari: Large pepperoni pizza.

Beta nods with approval.

Beta: Classic. Anything else?

Y/N: Nope, that's all.

Beta: Oh, good..no pineapple, not that we could eat it anyway. Cause to Melony, it's a manslaughter on a pie.

Melony: Yeah..

Beta: Yeah and- GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?!

He points at Skully's bandages.

Skully: Bob, he slammed my hands in a door.

Beta: Teh, fucker. Where's this goon at?

Skully: Fed him to a pterosaur, I think he liked it..but I think he liked his drawings more.

Beta: A..what?.

Skully: Nevermind.

Then a knock was heard.

Mario: Ooooh!!! Food!

Beta: HELL NAW! NOT AGAIN!

He kicks Mario down and opens the door.

Kermit: Hello sexy bitch! Here is your pizza!

Beta: Thanks asshole.

Kermit: Now pay.

Beta: Would you settle for an early access of an upcoming story?..

Kermit: Oh what kind-

Beta: Shh! I've said too much! Go and I'll pay you back.

Kermit: Ok.

He trips on his way out but flung himself into the atmosphere.

Beta: Well, pizza's here.

Melony: Yay!!!!

She levitated and snatched the pizza box out of Beta's hands and flew back to the castle.

Beta:..How in the hell is that possible?..

Y/N: Don't know, but it's impressive.

Mario:..Can Mario-

Beta: NO!

Mario: Aw come on!

Beta: You seriously want me to bring the mic out don't you?

Mario:...No..

Beta: Exactly.

Skully: Okay...?..let's just enjoy some pizza..yeah?

Beta: Yea..yea..

Melony opens the box and everyone got a slice of pizza, and lemme tell you, it's delicious. Nice crunchy crust, stretchy cheese, an even lair of grease- Ok, I'll shut up.

Wait...tomato sauce..oh..fuck..

No one tell her!

(Seriously, nobody tell her..)