(If you read Two Peas in One Pod, you might know this one..hehe..)

Today you went over to Beta's ice cream stand, you went to find out where your pickle jar was.

Y/N: Hey, Beta?

Beta looked up and saw you, he was drinking coffee.

Beta: Oh Hey Y/N, Whats up?

Y/N: Do you know where my pickle jar is?

Beta looked at you with a bewildered look.

Beta: Uh..why do you need to know where a pickle jar is?

Y/N: No reason, no reason at all, so, have you seen it? It's green with a blue lid.

Beta: I dunno. It probably shattered in the hole.

Y/N: What hole?

He pointed down and you saw a big gaping hole in the ground.

Y/N: What the- What is that?..

Beta: Its a hole.

Y/N: Well yeah I see that, but whats it doing there?

Beta: Well...I woke up this morning..

He takes a sip of his coffee, once he got done, he spoke to you again.

Beta: Then there was a hole.

Y/N: What are you going to do about it?

Beta: Well, I put a rug over it..yeah it fell in the hole.

Y/N: Should we call Officer Monitor? Meggy? Or at least Agent Four, Three and Eight?

Beta: Oh, I did.

Y/N: Well, where are they?

Beta: They're in the hole..

You became a little concerned and asked an important question.

Y/N: Where is Melony at?..

Beta started to slowly look around.

Y/N: Beta. Where the hell is she?

Beta: She decided to go to sleep.

Y/N: Oh, okay...wait..where is she sleeping exactly?

Beta: In the hole.

Y/N: Jesus! Melony!?..H-how deep even is this thing!?

You then took Beta's mug.

Beta: Hey!-

You dropped it in the hole. Making him sigh.

Beta: That's a shame..that was my favorite mug, now its in the hole.

Y/N: Beta..Do you even know what this is?..it could be a wormhole, or even a gateway to hell!

You look back and see Beta is gone.

Y/N: Beta?

You looked down in the hole and panicked.

Y/N: BETA!

All of a sudden, you see him come back with a frozen custard.

Beta: Hey, whats up. I got a snack.

He began to eat, you began to get annoyed with him.

Y/N: Beta, will you take this seriously?!

Just then a Derpy Horse Headed Demon appeared out of the hole and neighed at you.

Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!!?

Beta grabbed out his scythe and slashed it, decapitating it.

Y/N: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

Beta: Derp-Derp demon.

Y/N: Where did it come from!?

Beta smirked and raised an eyebrow.

Y/N: Right...the hole.

You facepalmed and asked him another question.

Y/N: Any reason why you're being so calm about this?..

Beta: I'm more worried about the purple camel.

Y/N: What purple camel?

He pointed and you saw a giant camel in the hole.

Y/N: What the hell?...

It dragged you into the hole.

Y/N: SHIT!

Beta: Oh damn..hey, where's my weed at?..

He pulled it out of his pocket.

Beta: Oh here it is.

Then he dropped it...in the hole.

Beta: Oh shit..Uh, can someone get me that back?..please?

Meanwhile with you, you were falling and screaming, making Melony wake up.

Melony: Huh?

She looked up and saw you falling.

Melony: *Gasp* Y/N!!

She caught you in mid air and set you down.

Y/N: Thanks..

Melony: Are you okay!?

She checked to see if you had any scars, bruises, you name it, she's searching.

Y/N: Melony, I'm fine. I swear I am!

Melony: Thank god..

Y/N: Yeah..what the hell happened?

Melony: Beta told you about the hole too?

Y/N: Yeah. Some camel dragged me in here.

Melony: Yeah, that happened to me too, it took my shrub!

Agent Four: How the hell do we get out of here?

Meggy: We could try fighting the camel.

Agent Three: I think through the top, if only we had a ladder or rope.

You then see some weed fall down.

Y/N: Is that weed?

Melony: Oh no, that stuff is really really bad for you.

You then think of a plan on getting out of here.

Y/N: Wait! Meggy, say that again?

Meggy: Uh, we could fight the camel?

Y/N: You're a genus!

Meggy smiled at the compliment.

Melony: So we fight our way out?

Y/N: That has to work.

Melony: Not a problem!

Meggy: Let's do it!

She gets the camel's attention by scraping her sword against the concrete floor, making a bad hissing noise.

Agent Four: Cod! What is that squiddy sound?!

Medic: The sound of poggers.

Y/N: Not now medic!

The camel slammed its feet against the ground, letting out a growl. Melony flew up and fights it, she stabbed it in the thick fur, but it only made it angry. The camel then spat at Melony, causing a goopy mess to head her way, it hit and soaked her.

Melony: Ew! This is gross!

The camel lifted up their hoof and was about to crush you, Meggy, and the other agents. You close your eyes, ready for the impact, but you heard a blade withdraw and heard the camel cry. Opening your eyes...

Skully was there, in front if you and the others.

Y/N: SKULLY!

Skully: Y/N! Meggy! Are you okay?!

Meggy; We're fine! How did you find us?!

Skully: Beta told me about what was happening, so I echolocated and found you.

Y/N: Well we appreciate it!

Skully: Of course, I'm not letting somebody get crushed today, especially good friends of mine..

He turned his attention back to the camel and yells.

Skully: YOU WANNA CRUSH US?! WELL DO IT THEN! I DARE YA!

The camel hesitated and slowly backed away.

Skully: Yea go ahead, back away..

Once it was starting to back away even more, it was no longer visible. After he sighed and turned around, you, Meggy and Melony hug him.

Skully: Whoa, this is nice..Melony?..did you get new lotion? Or is that something else?

Melony: Camel spit.

Skully: That's nasty.

Y/N: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't love her, she's perfect no matter what.

Melony blushed at that and giggled.

Skully: *Smile* Come on, let's get out of here.

Meggy: How so? You didn't bring any rope did you?

Agent Three: Or a ladder?

Skully: Nope, better, a fishing line.

He called out to Beta.

Skully: BETA! PULL DOWN YOUR ROD!

Beta: What are you fucking gay?

Skully: Oh not that rod you sick fuck! I meant the big fishing rod!

Beta: Next time be more specific..

You face palm, Melony was practically speechless, Meggy just sighed and shook her head, as for the agents, they were lost at that. You see a fishing line get reeled down, Skully grabs ahold of it and caught you all into his scythe.

Y/N: Whoa! What the?!

Skully: It's gonna be okay, stay calm and enjoy the ride.

He tugged on the string, it lifted upward, eventually you all got out of there, Beta got you all up and plopped you all down.

Beta: There we go.

Y/N: Thanks Beta.

Beta: No problemo.

Melony: I need a shower..

Y/N: Here, I'll lead you back to the castle.

Melony smiled and nods.

Melony: Okay! Let's go!

As you two left. The other six were left.

Meggy: Well that was interesting..I think I need some instant noodles after what I saw..

Skully: Now that you've said that. I could go for some.

Meggy: I can make two if you'd like.

Skully: Sure.

Meggy: It's a plan then.

Beta: I guess I'll be here then.

The agents didn't say anything and already left.

Beta: I don't even get a thank you?

Skully: Thank you brother, you are the reason why we got out of there, don't you forget that.

Beta: Thanks Skully..I don't know what I would've done without you.

Meggy: Okay blowholes, we can chat later, come along Skully.

Skully: I'll be back Beta.

Beta: Okay, have fun.

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Once you and Melony got back, she went to the bathroom and got into the shower. You sat on the couch and wait, while you were waiting. You were lost in your own thoughts..

Mario: Hello Y/N!

Y/N: Huh? Oh hey Mario.

Mario: What are you doing?

Y/N: Just sitting here, thinking.

Mario: Oooh! Mario likes to think about spaghetti!

Y/N: That's Uh..very nice..

Mario: Yeah! What are you thinking about-a?

Y/N: Uh...nothing..

Mario soon understood what was happening.

Mario: It's her..is it?

Y/N: How did you know?

Mario: Mario knows that look from anywhere!

Y/N: Okay..fine..yes..

Mario: Don't think about that bitch! She's gone! She was also mean and coo coo crazy, always stealing my spaghetti!

Y/N: Mario you just ate your spaghetti really fast and blamed it on her..

Mario: Eh..I still think she stole it..

Y/N: Of course you do.

Mario: Well imma be eating some more spaghetti! Bye bye!

Y/N: Bye Mario.

As he left, Melony got done and got on clean clothes, she leaped onto your lap and kissed your cheek.

Melony: Hiii!

Y/N: Hi Melony! How was the shower?

Melony: Refreshing! What are you doing?

Y/N: Just waiting for you, that's all.

Melony smiled, her smiles were so freaking adorable...After that random day, you both get your deserved rest.

(Seems familiar, don't you think?)

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