( Warning: Possible cuteness overload )

The Bean's head cannon voice: Bingo from Bluey

Now onto the chapter
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Meryl woke up in the trunk of a vehicle.

Meryl: Not this again.

Meryl then snapped her fingers and a flashlight appeared in her hands. She turned the flashlight on and she sees something that looked to be about the size of a lawn gnome...

( A/n: Meet the bean, a Were-kitten and she wants hugs. )

Meryl: Jesus! What... What are you doing in here, kid?

Were-kitten: ( happily and innocently: ) Dada said that men driving car are my new dadas now.

Meryl: . . . ( Sighs ) ( snaps her fingers and a pistol appears in her other hand ) Okay, kid- Wait, what's your name?

Were-kitten: ( confused: ) Name?

Meryl: You don't ha- ( takes a deep breath ) Later, Meryl, later. ( Hands the flashlight to the Were-kitten ) Hold this. I need to call someone.

Were-kitten: ( cutely, as she held the flashlight with both paws: ) Okay!

Meryl pulls out her phone and calls Richie.

Meryl: Hey, Richie-

Richie: ( from the other end of the phone: ) MERYL! OH THANK THE SHADOW BOARD YOU'RE OKAY! WHERE ARE YOU!? DID THE WERE MOB KIDNAP YOU AGAIN!?

Meryl: Um... Actually I don't know. I am currently in a trunk of a car with a... ( Looks at the Were-kitten, who was looking at the flashlight with curiosity ) what I believe four or five year old Were-kitten. Who, I believe was given away to our capturers by her Dad.

Richie: What!? Don't worry, we are coming to say you! Reagan!!-

Meryl then hangs up the phone and noticed that the light of the flashlight is gone and she looked at the Were-kitten and saw that she no longer had the flashlight in her paws.

Meryl: Where's the flashlight?

Were-kitten: ( cutely sneezes and is now glowing ) ( cutely giggles ) I ate the num-num!

Meryl: That wasn't food! Ugh, anyway... ( Calmly snaps her fingers, the pistol disappears and a big dagger appears in her hand in its place ) Let's get the fuck out of here.

Meryl then cut open a hole through the trunk door, and crawl of the trunk on the car while it's still moving, she then pulled the Were-kitten out of the trunk. The Were-kitten cutely sneezed again and stopped glowing, she held onto Meryl tightly. Meryl was about to do something, when she sees a person that looked to be her age wearing a black sleeveless hoodie, a leather jacket, black pants, a helmet that covers their face, and combat boots riding a black motorcycle with a sidecar. The person then pulled out a gun and shoot the tires of the car, and they somehow drove beside the car, pulled Meryl with the Were-kitten still holding onto her, and they put them in the sidecar without stopping their motorcycle. The kidnappers' car then went off the road, crashing into something.

Meryl: ( to the person: ) Whoever you are... Thanks. Do you happen to know where Cognito Inc is?

The person nods their head in response.

Meryl: Great. Can you drop us off there? My sister and bodyguard are probably losing their minds.

The person gave Meryl a thumbs up before turning the motorcycle around.

Meryl: Thanks. Now, to call Reagan. ( Pulls out her phone and calls Reagan ) ( calmly: ) Hey. Good news, the kidnappers failed at their job again and I am on the way home with a, uh, surprise.

Reagan: What? How are you-

Meryl: A person is giving me a ride home. I'll let you know when I get back. Let Richie know that I'm fine and shit. You guys really need to stop panicking whenever I'm getting kidnapped. I always find a way out of the situation.

Reagan: ( sighs ) We'll talk about this later. And you mentioned a surprise a few minutes ago, what surprise?

Meryl: Um... You'll see. Just turn back, because I know that you guys are speeding to " save " me, so... Yeah. See ya there. ( Hangs up )

Were-kitten: ( to Meryl: ) She seems nice.

Meryl: Yeah... ( Shrugs a little ) I guess.

( Slight time skip )

Meryl and the Were-kitten were dropped off at Cognito Inc's parking lot. Meryl then looked at the mysterious motorcycle person.

Meryl: Thanks again. You're not going to say anything about, you know... ( gestures to the Were-kitten now asleep in her arms )

The mystery person made the zipped lips gestures and gave Meryl a thumbs up.

Meryl: Thanks. Bye.

Meryl then walked inside the building with the Were-kitten peacefully asleep in her arms. The mystery person then drove their bike about ten blocks away from Cognito Inc and in an alleyway before they took off their helmet to reveal...

( A/n: Who else would it be? )

Jason let out a breath of air that he was holding in out of nervousness.

Jason: Oh, thank the moon. She didn't realize it was me.

Jason then jumped slightly as his phone rang and he quickly picked it up when he saw the caller was labeled " Old Man ".

Jason: ( nervously: ) H-Hey, Dad! What's up-

Mr. Howlson: ( angrily: ) DON'T YOU ACT STUPID! I JUST GOT INFORMED THAT YOU JUST RUINED THE CLOSEST CHANCE OF US GETTING THE WEAPON AND COSTED US A NEW MEMBER!!

Jason: Y-Yeah, about that, Dad.. What if we don't have to kidnap the weapon? What if we could possibly make some kind of deal with Cognito Inc or something..?

Mr. Howlson: What the fuck are you on, boy? Meth? I rather get shot in the dick and the head then make a deal with those fuckers.

Jason: I know, but maybe we could... You know the saying. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...?

Mr. Howlson: . . .

Jason: Um, Dad-

Mr. Howlson: ( laughs loudly, startling Jason: ) Now, that's thinking like a Howlson. Unlike what you did two days ago. Not only did you let one of my businesses get robbed, but you failed to even get the girl, and did it have to be a lion?

Jason: ( blushes slightly out of embarrassment ) Bye, Dad. ( Hangs up ) Fucking asshole.

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That's it for this chapter, I hope you like it

What do you think about the Were-kitten? What do you think about Jason's idea about the Were Mob making a deal with Cognito Inc?

Till next time my agents of mischief 😜